Dr Kenneth Noisewater

All the best Hamster. Critical in a special neurological unit sounds extremely worring

Almost unbelievably, Spake is married with kids. Uber-camp but not packing fudge.

Ridiculous loop hole.

Sam is fucked, but surely Frank Arnesen's comments were the most blatent. Minus three points to Chelsea please. Just a shame that arsewipe Kenyon wasn't implicated.

If anyone has been to see Talladega Nights would they be kind enough to provide a review. That is all.

It was weird wasn't it? When I arrived it was warm and muggy. Heard a few really loud claps of thunder whilst I was inside, came out a couple of hours later and the streets were awash, there was a huge log-jam of people trying to get into the station and when I (eventually) got home someone tells me there was a mini tornado that took the roofs off a terrace of houses

Frankie Boyle has been class on every tv show I've seen him on. I'd like to see his stand-up routine. I'd been looking forward to Mitchell & Webb (as a Peep Show fan) but I thought there were more misses than hits.

As well-written as ever.

Bit of a sly dig at Lenny Henry

Who are the star guests this series? Also, That Mitchell & Webb Look, on afterwards could be worth a viewing.

Gah! Never trust public transport. My hour and a half journey home became a four hour one as lightning knocked out the signals at one end of Leeds station. Got on one train which after about half an hour of not moving was cancelled, then got on another one which instead of continuing its journey was routed back to Manchester. Third train had to go on a big round-about loop to get to York which took an hour (stood next to three generations of Charvers trying to get to Scarborough) before I had to change again to continue north. Car next time.

Exactly the same routine here. I'm a twat with collegues in the morning, then nice to them in the afternoon. Think this may be connected to my sleep pattern.

Ou est Yahtzee et Broken Words?

Like a Toontastic day-trip you mean? Good idea.

How much were this lot trying to look like Ferrari? I bet their logo was a prancing donkey.

I heard that the Renault customer engine deal was almost done. Could be very interesting.

Senna, opening lap, wet race at Donington. Best. Lap. Ever.

Nicely put Damon. Bitter twat tbh Far from bitter I thought. Quite gentlemanly considering their history.

Nicely put Damon.

A very kind offer Mr Fish, you sir, are a gent. However the train is looking most likely now.

That's part of the problem tbh. He never shys away from putting a hit on one of the big beasts. He's braver than his body realistically allows him to be.

Why would he have chosen to retire as a 24-year-old at the height of his powers?

As a Ferrari tifosi I'm sorry to see him go, but as someone who enjoyed the 'balls on the line' driving of Gilles Villeneuve and Jean Alesi in red 27, I'm quite looking forward to seeing what the firey Kimi Raikkonen can do in the car.

One looks like a deranged maniac. The other one is Charles.

Class Film.