Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I wouldn't mind speed limits if they were relevant. 30 is fine for built-up areas, but how about knocking it down to 20 when kids are going to/from school? The 70 limit on motorways has been in place since the early sixties when cars had drum brakes and cross-ply tyres. I reckon the accident rate wouldn't go up even if the limit was raised to 85.

Leaves on the line? The wrong type of snow?

Electronic - Disappointed haven't heard it for a-g-e-s.

guess his age? Errr, 25?

Amen to that, brother.

I wouldn't be suprised if he was ducking out of difficult games given his current level of confidence. He's a lost cause.

How do you plan to 'un-steralise' those who pass the test?

Punishment beatings for people who hog the middle lane on motorways and those that don't indicate properly at roundabouts.

Made me chuckle.

Wears his hat at a very jaunty angle doesn't he?

Bit like Michael Owen when he had his crop-and-stubble phase to stop him looking like a little boy.

Best I could do. Phone photo of an old family snap.

Betamax

What's your first language Motr?

He's a rubbish left back, but an alrightish centre half.

Me too. Do you think we can appeal and have it upgraded to a three-match ban?

I hope to god the club doesn't offer him a new contract. I'd rather lose him on a free than have him here for another three or four years.

I disagree with him on almost everything, but I quite like him too. Great article. Any more inside info Luke?

Best of the Worst was class again tonight.

May the lord have forgiveness on your soul.

Good to know.

That'll be the same state of California thats governor drives round in a fucking great big Hummer will it?

I wouldn't be so sure about that Sima. The BBC and H&S executive will be looking very carefully at the risks involved, plus insurers and lawyers. Add in the outcry from do-gooders and environmentalists and it will be hard to justify a prime-time programme about boys and their toys, supercars and daft challenges no matter how popular it is.

Good to hear he is improving. I expect Top Gear, certainly in its current format, will come to an end after this.

Said on the news that the fact he was taken to a Neuro ward in Leeds rather than some of the hospitals closer to the accident suggests the seriousness of the injuries. He'll be getting the best care there I guess.