Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Vermin. Hope they find out who she is. Sub-human filth.

Challenger: Countdown to Disaster tonight, Channel 4 9pm The story of the space shuttle's explosion in 1986, which killed all seven crew members - including teacher Christa McAuliffe, the first ordinary citizen to train for space flight. Engineers discovered a serious problem with the spacecraft's rocket boosters, leading two experts into desperate attempts to stop proceedings before take-off

Dunno, think Luque is still highly regarded in Spain (for now). Should be able to make most of our money back from a Spanish side or do a favorable swap deal. I bet Owen can't wait to invoke his get-out clause and get out of this mad house. If Boumsong's family have moved back to France I'd be looking to loan him to a French side. Maybe in his home country, in a less competitive league he could start to rebuild his tattered confidence and reputation. We could then look to do a deal on him and recoup some money. Half? Quarter? Who knows.

Thats been tampered with, shirley?

Acuna?

Covered in rotting manure you mean?

We're up early to shower before we go to work. Pongo and the night-before gang will have still been festering in their pits.

Matron! [/Kenneth Williams voice]

They're short of midfielders aren't they? Reasonable value, shame we couldn't push through the Bowyer swap deal.

Belle & Sebastian - Wrapped up in Books very pleasant

Nail on head. Useful, but not at that price.

13 Fulham 24 -4 29 14 Newcastle 22 -5 26 15 Aston Villa 23 -6 26 16 Middlesbrough 23 -10 25 17 West Brom 24 -11 23 18 Birmingham 22 -11 19 19 Portsmouth 23 -23 17 20 Sunderland 23 -26 9

Fuuuuuck!

I'm sure the NME used to be good. These days it seems to be staffed by GCSE students. OMG BEST BRITISH ALBUM EVA!!111!1111 85186[/snapback] Never been the same since it changed from an 'inky' to a 'glossy'. Melody Maker has gone tits up as well hasn't it? I used to like Select magazine in the mid '90s and Record Mirror before that. I also used to read my younger brothers Smash Hits

pffwor!! gets me going everytime...

Aye, cos NASA are going to officially admit that they were still alive after the explosion... It was the same mole who exposed the fact that he told them if you launch the shuttle with the temperature so low, it'll blow up who stated he'd seen the medical readings which proved that some of them were still alive for a period afterwards... Seeing as he was right about the low temperatures fucking up the O-rings in the SRB, I believe him over you Rob... 86558[/snapback] There was a documentary on this just a week or two back. It said the crew survived the expolsion as the cockpit is designed to break away after an accident. Think the impact of the 'pod' hitting the sea killed them (I'm guessing if it had something like emergency parachutes they were too badly damaged to deploy).

Was that the one with the golfer on board, Payne Stewart?

Statistically you're more likely to be hit by a tram than killed in an air crash. Probably.

I've got to the stage now (after about 22 years of supporting NUFC) where i honestly don't think i'll ever see us win a trophy. When we're shite you don't expect any, but when we are anythign from good, to amazing (under Keegan) you know that we will be hit with shite luck, shafted by a ref and/or linseman or will get hammered with injuries at the wort possible time and we won't win what we should. So i suppose i don't seriously have any hope of us winning the FA cup and if we went out i'm not going to be thinking that a genuine chance to win it has gone, however thats not the same as wanting us to lose! 86370[/snapback] I know what your saying Papa L. But sometimes things happen when you least expect it. (But not this time I expect).

I also blame Kit-Kat for the decline of York City. Changed the name of the ground to the Kit-Kat Crescent and they are mid-table in the Conference now. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Chocolate flavoured milkshake? 85936[/snapback] Ssh. That's ludicrous. The other picture I posted was of a Green Tea flavoured KitKat. Hmm. 86330[/snapback] Meh, they've missed a trick not doing Chicken & Sweetcorn or Cheesey-Pease editions tbh.

That really was terrible wasn't it, I wonder what possessed him to do it? Almost spoilt a good movie. We seem to have a 2-2 split decision on Boondock Saints at the moment. Think I'll leave it for now, tv not too bad the neet.

No different to a train really once your up in the air. Take-off is the exciting bit.

But Shepherd told Newcastle's website: "My sausage-like fingers are far too fat to mash the keypad of a mobile phone. All I can say is that if Mr Eriksson wishes to join me and Dougie on our next whoring trip he is more than welcome."

I've got you pencilled in for my boardroom Wacky. Thinking about putting you and Smooth in charge of PR.