Dr Kenneth Noisewater

How very dare you! Chunky Kit-Kats are little bits of heaven. You do, however, have to nibble all the chocolate off from round the edges and then eat the wafer in layers. 85494[/snapback] Have you had a Dairy-Milk Wafer Cat? Like a posh Kit-Kat

More lard though? Dark Chocolate for me, 70% cocoa

Never had a white Twix, but all white chocolate is bad. It's got a sort of greasy texture to it.

No smoke without fire young Brock.

Hob-goblin

The media reported that someone was anally raped, drugged and found dead in his swimming pool. Now he is treated like some kind of returning hero. If you buy the tabloids you deserve this sort of bollocks.

Still only 30.

He'd fit right in with our circus / soap opera image. Not sure we're glamorous enough for him though, he's vain as well as greedy.

Do you remember that little kid that was on tv in the '80s saying he wanted to be an antiques expert? Transexual now. Then Now

Ahhh, Acuna. How we could do with him now. 85458[/snapback] The mighty Clarence.

He's nothing without Acuna.

I thought he was a lot older than 30.

I've just eaten a big bag of the KitKat Kubes. Feel a bit sick now. Have to try to get back into going to the gym soon I suppose.

It's not by choice. It's the law over there. (Toblerones for lunch though so it's not all bad).

Do the non-morning shower types put a clean pair of kex on or just turn yesterdays inside out? In fact, why don't you just sleep in your clothes? Then you could have another five minutes in your pit

Not the filthy fuckers on here. Most of them don't even have a shower in the morning you know.

Think of all those starving African children, with no water to drink because you and the manc boy want to smell like tarts. 85238[/snapback] My bath water is bottled and sold under the name 'Volvic'.

I've got dry skin and that would be seriously bad for me, so there! 85237[/snapback] Dirty scuffers who get ready in 20 minutes don't have time for moisturiser I guess.

I'd like to hear how often the Stinky Night-before-ers change their sheets too, the filthy monkeys.

Do you also wipe surfaces 14 times and put everything in food bags Doc? 85228[/snapback] No, but I do check I've locked the front door about 3 times just to be sure. Thats the closest I come to compulsive obssesion behavior (or whatever they call it).

I agree with Gemmill, it doesn't feel right getting dressed for work without having showered first. I have a shower in the morning even if I've had a bath the night before.

Waking up at 5 to leave for work at 7.30 is madness! What time do you go to bed? I wake up at 7.15, get up for 7.30, leave for work at 7.50, and get there for 8.30ish if all goes well. I'm always tired because I go to be too late though. 85037[/snapback] Twenty minutes to shower, shit, shave, eat beakfast, get dressed etc? Are you sure? My routine takes an hour and ten minutes.

A Worcester-Bosch you say? The Roll-Royce of combi boilers. Your landlord is a good man.

Now that would bring the crowds in