Dr Kenneth Noisewater

...lein, scoreboard...

Cameroon beating Argentina was class mind - but they weren't half animals. I remember them trying to take out Cannigga just before the goal and it took three of the Cameroon players to get him to the deck, the last one took him out at about waist height IIRC 58860[/snapback] Benjamin Massing. Absolutely hilarious, think he got sent-off again later in the tournament after he'd served the ban

Might have to revise my opinion of Bell. His patient run-building has been impressive.

They are robbers like. I needed to get to London at short notice just before Christmas a few years back. It was actually cheaper to get a taxi to Teesside airport and fly from there than it was on the train. Ridiculous. Is it any wonder we won't get out of our cars and use public transport?? You had hastle on the Metro a while back as well didn't you Renton? I'd steer clear of anything that runs on rails in future if I was you.

one word wacky..... COIN 59064[/snapback] Not wrong like. Didn't he buy her a Ferrari to help ease the knickers off?

I disagree. 59078[/snapback] Spastic.

Its that damp cold today. Worse than the crisp, autumn cold. It chills to the bone.

WESSSIIIIDE!!

Is that right? I never knew that.

I've got one of those DAB radios for the car. It's got a voice activation feature. When I want dance music, i say, "dance", and it plays dance music. When I want rock music I say, "rock" and it plays rock music. The other day a bunch of bairns ran in front of my car as I was driving home. "Fucking Kids" I shouted, and Gary Glitter started playing...

Looks that way. Might give it a try tomorrow, I usually quite like it but I'm getting a bit jaded with reality shows.

clique n. A small exclusive group of friends or associates. What is a NUFC internet messageboard for if its not for a group of Newcastle fans to chat, make each other laugh, debate and associate?

Worst. Thread. Ever. All I want to know is, has Gemmill forgiven the tortoise thief or does he still hold it against him?

At least 50 posts before you can ask for help. 100 if its something complicated.

? 58596[/snapback] Unintentional tbh

Agree. The Les Dennis, Kemp/Jones, Winslett episodes were great, the Ben Stiller one was so-so and the Patrick Steward and Samuel L. Jackson ones were disappointing.

An Eskimo is driving through the snow when his snowmobile breaks down. He pushes it to into a garage and the mechanic says “looks like you’ve blown a Seal…” To which the Eskimo replies, “No no that’s just frost on my moustache.”

Wasn't he supposed to have been knocking off Kathy Lloyd back in the day? (jammy bastard). I could be mistaking him for the other one though. (Can't remember his name, not Gary, Robbie or Mark)

I agree, Chubby Brown's material is dreadful and unfunny. But he does have superb timing/delivery.

Difference between Channel 4 coverage and Sky's is night & day tbh

More likely to be CV joints.

I've heard Gemmill has a pink fluffy hot-water bottle.

Good post, that.