Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Severe problems? In what area? EDIT: no one say our penalty area.

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But what set him on the road to depression? Clearly not being an all-time great footballer (in some peoples opinions) or a shagger of Miss Worlds. What, if anything, caused his character flaw?

My impression is that he is a waster, although I don't know much about his formative years and what gave him his self-destruction personality. Is he a complex character like Gascoigne?

Not only a fantastic comic performer but also a very clever comedy writer. He will be sadly missed. I'm sure his work will still be getting laughs long after we've all gone. RIP

The celebs must have feared for their safety facing a Souness/Bowyer midfield.

Arsenal and Man U have both been looking at Giovanni Dos Santos recently but he is contracted there til his 20th birthday. I think South Americans (particularly young kids) find it easier to settle in Spain or Portugal rather than England. They are still moving half way round the world but at least the language and climate are more like what they are used to. I suppose Juninho is the obvious exception.

Carrick and Parker are the obvious candidates but clearly not on Svens favorites list. Can't believe he's picked Smith as a midfielder after half a dozen games there when he's ignored him as a forward for the last two or three years.

Whats your overall league position now Cath?

Wrong though. 42404[/snapback] There were one or two 'divine-righters' on 6-0-6 last night. Apparently winning the European Cup six months ago isn't enough for some...

I really don't see the point of this. If there is one club that should be doing its best to stay out of the showbiz/gossip pages and in the sports ones its ours.

Its do-able. Gerrard has the physique, presence and tackling/closing down ability to do the holding job. He needs the discipline to stick to that role and let Lampard do the bombing on. Yes, its taking something away from his natural game but it's for the good of the team.

Wasn't there a story last year that he was going to get a trial at Hartlepool?

I've been once and I liked it, but I actually liked the building more than the exhibits. Saw the programme Pud, it seems to have been run very badly with directors not knowing if contracts were in place or not. Shoddy tbh.

Bloody hell Catmag, what have you been doing?

Tomorrows Sun reckons he's out til Christmas...

Can't believe this- another month ffs! Added to the fact that Nobbys 'slight strain' has kept him out for over a month now. More questions for the fitness staff. Who is in charge of injury rehabilitation and what are their qualifications?

Keane came on and scored the winner for spuds again yesterday. He'd only cost half the money, leaving more to improve the defence. Or go for Ashton/Nugent from the Championship.

How can he select Alan Smith, Jenas and Phil Neville as midfielders whilst ignoring Parker, Carrick and Danny Murphy? Clueless prick.

I haven't got weighed but I think I've lost a bit round the middle.

Well, I've done it. Staying in tonight, 1st of October tomorrow. Piece of piss really, only really fancied a beer once or twice. Going for a night out in York tomorrow, do you think I should take it steady or will I be on my arse after two pints?

Know what you mean, but I don't think Griff has been getting a game lately. Parker and Titus listed as possible doubts now

I think he was just old fasioned and out of his depth when football changed in the early nineties. Wrong man at the wrong time. I'm sure he was a decent bloke and a fan. RIP How old was he btw?

He's a bit like that 'Talk to God' robot. Wonder if they're related?

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to get one over Dr Kenny. Having said that I'm going away for the weekend so I'm sure you'll reel me in.