Dr Kenneth Noisewater

This thread reeks, reeks mind, of Vic Reeves Big Night Out. Or is it Spender's espadrilles?

Nothing should be allowed to slow down the filth harvest.

Real won 4-1

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John on the Goodies bike.

Congratulations mate, you must be very proud.

He worked with us Keegan-era didn't he? Did he offer any solutions?

Michael Owen's Hamstrings + Newcastle United Physios = Well it was only a matter of time wasn't it? The only difference between us and them now is we've got a quality goalie and they've got a dodgy keeper.

Mary on a moped!

Good lad Woody, I'm pleased for him. Does that make him -1 nett now?

HA! I knew I hadn't imagined it: Clicky Curse those Really Rottons!

So if it is too late to charge him will his identity be revealed?

He is being tried for the crime that will be the simplest to get a conviction for, not necessarily the most serious one.

Joe Mangel is back in Neighbours. Ramsey Street legend, must be part of their 20th birthday celebrations. Paul Robinson is back too, and Annalise I think. Wonder who else is likely to pop up?

Ashes in Focus May I recommend this one?

Perverting the course of justice is the charge I think. Not sure what the punishment is for that type of crime. Echoing the sentiments above, I bet he thought he'd got away with it, sick fucker. I can remember posters on the buses showing his handwriting incase anyone recognised it (back when buses were yellow).

My stomach rumble.

And he'll be over 75 by the time of Euro 2008.

Jeans hanging half-way down your arse a far worse fashion-crime than 3/4 lengths. Although 3/4 lengths should be banned from September to May.

I remember them like a slice of sponge cake, very nice. While were on the subject of all things old can anyone remember a kids programme called 'Tim Tyler, the boy who lost his laugh'. It was a very badly dubbed german programme and the plot was about a boy who had his laugh stolen by a baddie called the baron. No one seems to remember it and i'm now starting to think i've made it all up in my tiny mind. 47110[/snapback] That was the ones. Also, on kids tv I can remember watching a cartoon in the school holidays called The Laugh Olympics. All the Hannah-Barbera characters competed against each other. No one else seems to remember this and my mates think I am making it up.

Hear, hear.

He's been constantly injured since he got there. Ring any bells?

Agree, the last one is too small. What was wrong with the old ones?

Does anyone else remember Glee bars? Or Applause?

Mark Radcliffe on Radio 2 Special guests: The Kaiser Chiefs

There's a good chance Ameobi will test positive for tranquilisers.