Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Makes the Stanley Cup look like a keyring.

Wonder if he's any relation to Andy? They both look like they could do with a good wash.

A Yorkshireman who does nowt but moan, whodathoughtit? Redundancies at my place this week. I'd be wary about jumping anywhere in the current economic climate, the grass isn't always greener.

Is Perch playing centrehalf?

Fucking hell

When you say "small", is there any boundaries on what the picture can include ? If you're thinking of taking a pic of your cock, send it to Wacky rather than posting it.

A charity single has been recorded in aid of Pakistan flood relief. It's called Raindrops Keep Falling on Ahmed.

You won your Championship, we won ours. They're about on the same level, although a few teams in your league would struggle in League 1. It speaks volumes that your two star players would rather play in a footballing backwater, for a mid-table Championship team, managed by the man who used to be the boss of their arch-enemies.

Pure. Fucking. Scum.

We should paste them. They've sold their two best players, they've got injury problems and no new signings.

I'm sitting in the home end and I think I'll be alright. Just as long as I remember not to wear that green & white hooped top and big crucifix. You went in the stands closest to the Broomlen end or whatever? Main stand, club level, on the half way line. Best seats in the hoose.

Lots of scousers Craig, wasn't a mini-invasion by your in-laws was it?

Very professional

I know. Strangely I never ever think they're too big, bigger the better. Doesn't that take you dangerously close to BBW territory?

It's all about the golden ratio.

I'm sitting in the home end and I think I'll be alright. Just as long as I remember not to wear that green & white hooped top and big crucifix.

In a nut-shell.

You've got your finger on the pulse haven't you Newshound?.

I think it used to referred to as white gold in jewellery. I'd guess one ring has a higher ratio of precious to base metal than the other one. Either that or Samuels are on the make

School holidays? Or some Care in the Community scheme?

And why does Craig seem to have a name for them all?

Are the parents of his victims allowed to sue him for molesting and murdering their daughters? Thought not.

And as I also said, he never gelled with Cantona. In 95-96 he scored 13 and in 96-97 only 7 (although he was out injured for a while). He didn't hit his stride again until they bought Yorke.

Isn't St. Helens one of the poorest areas in the country? Doesn't sound like a tory stronghold to me.

Just wait til next year then