Ayatollah Hermione

Lee Mason on VAR strikes again

What a great shit goal

Desperately in need of some quality in depth because the system clearly works in terms of making chances and swamping teams. It just needs that extra spark that we’re missing today. Still think we grind this one out though; how it didn’t go in after that scramble is a mystery to me

Pet peeve in action here of linesmen and refs clearly just guessing on most corners and throws.

Isak finishing like Carl Cort there

Aye, first choice back 5 (though the argument is there for Burn), Joelinton and Willock are good in the middle and your 60 million quid striker up top. Enough to get a result there

Think I’ve said it before but Lampard seems clever enough to know that he couldn’t come into Everton and play like he did at Chelsea and Derby and more pragmatism was required and is trying to play to their strengths so he’s got that going for him at least. Gerrard seems determined to wedge Villa’s players into a system that suits nobody

Why are they so obsessed with fighting? Proper 1980s repressed gay emotion lark

I like to find beautiful unicorns

Isak to score again, Willock with the other one and our defence to turn Zaha into a crying arsehole. Again. 2-0

The new interviewer is proper Metro Radio, like. Bit more animated than the last monotone clem but fuck me, what a load of shite. Get rid of him

just so much anger contained within

Can see us getting more of Ashby’s ilk with Ashworth here. Cheap, high potential young players that are on the cusp of first team quality that help round the squad off. Basically, the idea of having a key players replacement already signed before the key player has fucked off elsewhere

Got to think, Liverpool needed every home advantage and slice of referee bullshit in the book to beat us without our best midfielder, best winger and best striker. Let’s just think what will happen after another two transfer windows. Or even one more when we meet the bastards at home. Good luck, camel dish

It’s always fucking something in that bastard place. No wonder they went unbeaten at Anfield for 3 fucking seasons or whatever it was

I cannot fucking stand Klopp. What a cunt

That’s a fucking disgrace

“Who’s your man of the match? “Well, for me, it’s the Newcastle debutant” “Is there any way you can change that to any random Liverpool player?” BT are shameless

5 minutes ffs. Shergar time

This is where we definitely need a good Premier League holding player. Hook Longstaff or Willock for a specialist screener is the obvious move but that just doesn’t exist in our squad

Should we let Henderson have another minute to give somebody the captains armband?

I’m sure Wood can replace the pace, touch, strength and composure of Isak, what’s to worry about

Anderson for Longstaff, let’s ruin their night for good

Ref tackling Longstaff to let Liverpool take the kick quickly ffs

Shay Given doing his very best to fight against BTs own red wave