Ayatollah Hermione

To turn his head and it seems like it’s worked

CT, you might want to watch that video, then

Rotate the midfield to suit and exploit whoever you’re playing, I say. With Bruno as the constant

Xhaka was never anywhere near as poor as Joelinton was playing, like. Under Bruce, he looked like he had his feet on backwards

29 pages on wiping your arse. And they say discourse is dead

We laugh but we genuinely did this Man City side is a free-scoring bunch of doped up freaks and it was only a 5 minute spell where they turned the screw that got them back into the game. It’ll be a different story down there like

Aye, from 15 years of reading shite on here

Longstaff’s best game in ages and you’re still on a crusade Enjoy it, man. He even fucking scored!

There’s definitely a denial, I suppose that happens when your team gets an absolutely shit manager where there’s some small part of you that hopes, somehow, that this time they’ll get it right. Bruce and McClaren were two recent appointments where 98% of your brain is telling you it’s going to be a disaster but the other 2% keeps that completely illogical hope alive. I’m going to be generous and say that a lot of West Brom fans were running off that 2%

Didn’t really consider it too much in real time but that Almiron goal is pure perfection from start to finish. The finish is outstanding but the run from Miggy and then the pass from Bruno are both inch perfect. Will be some going if someone beats that for Goal of the Month

To do all of that without Joelinton is the most impressive part of all of that

Aye, bit like Wood

With her track record in the last couple of weeks, she might well be stupid enough to think calling the election is the right thing to do for her career

That’s the only silver lining I can find and it’s a purely selfish point of view. Me and my lass should be able to knock some money out of a house but I can’t imagine we’ll be able to heat it or fill it with food but still

If last night doesn’t get Maguire out of that team then only a new manager will. Can’t even use the “never let England down” excuse when he’s dropping bollocks left, right and centre since the Euros

Let’s hope our eye for young players has improved considerably since the days of Ngo Baheng and whatever other shite came through the academy under Ashley

The Tories are real Voldemorts am I right? What a party of slytherins

Anything Mitch Mitchell-oriented. The drumming on that first Hendrix Experience album is out of this world

Southgate might as well walk now. He hit the peak last summer and this group of players has to be more expressive ffs. The cunt has England playing like they’re going for 14th in the league in their first season up. Absolutely nailed on that he goes with a back 5 and 2 holding players against Iran btw

Would be nice if Starmer could rouse himself above the level of “drowsy tramadol addict” with regards to his parties opposition after this budget

All this music they’re playing is so close to Vader’s March that I’m hoping it’s intentional

But Maxi being fit alongside him will. Bruno clearly wasn’t fully fit today either

“12 adults and 10 kids” definitely sounds slightly more communal than “22 people” I suppose

Her Vajesty isn’t a bad team name tbf

Mind, I think we definitely get one of Maddison or Tielemans in January, along with an exciting young winger. Wouldn’t be surprised to see the form pick up again as it did last season with that little boost of quality.