Ayatollah Hermione

I would say “hope you don’t lose your taste” but I’ve seen some of your guitars and you’ve never had any anyway.

You’d really have no complaints if both teams got very light penalties here, like. So, it’s almost nailed on that some atrocious decision is going to ruin someone’s day

Dont worry everyone, the bloke who was a routine laughing stock for his gigantic Man United bias and general laughable inconsistency is coming to sort it out!

Ever since Brentford got an official turmeric sponsor, all bets are off. I hope we become the official football club of the Star Bar

Disallowing that Brighton goal because Welbeck attempted a ridiculous overhead kick is tantamount to treason. Should be a rule where if an absolute rip snorter is scored, it overrides everything else around it

I think that sets him on about £1.4 million gained from his flat wage this season. At least Dick Turpin wore a mask

Friends fear he’s on the vodka and talking shit again

Aye, it says something when Edwards can’t even find a contrary angle on it

And then you have Michael Oliver refusing to change his original decision after going to the telly even though his decision was the wrong one. What a day for the elite referee corps

We haven’t for a few successive tournaments IIRC

And with the state that Ashley left the academy in, there’s not even a sliver of hope that there’s some good kids coming through to knock the likes of Murphy, Longstaff and Wood out of contention. The fact Anderson has come through and looks like he could be the business is a miracle.

Watched a bit of the Taylor Hawkins tribute and I see Dave Grohl isn’t above using his dead mate’s tribute show to try and launch his daughters solo career.

Fucking hell. We’re only a few weeks into the season as well, just how bad can it get with this current crop?

lol look at this nerd who actually knows when we’re playing more than 2 days in advance

Possibly the most frustrating game of football I’ve ever seen in my life. From the refs to our second string shit. Anderson starts all day next week for me

How the fuck did that go over the bar?! Mind, when your luck is out, it’s out

I’m still not sure you’re getting the argument

No, he doesn’t have to send him to the monitor at all, man if he looks at that replay, he sees the collision is caused by a Palace player pushing a Newcastle player in the back

What’s he obliged to do like? Look for fouls where there are none? Have a fundamental lack of understanding about the sport he’s overseeing?

Aye, dickhead 1 on the pitch had it right. Dickhead 2 on the VAR is off his tits. Obviously, the bigger argument is why refs are so pressured to listen to the bloke that’s 250 mile away on decision in games that they’re overseeing

Almiron flagged offside when he’s about 3 yard on

We should get everything now out of pure fucking EMBARRASSMENT

The refs aren’t corrupt, they’re just genuinely this bad at their job

That’s a fucking joke of a decision