Ayatollah Hermione

What this fiery game needs is an absolute fanny brought on at left back

Wood just ambles about the front like he’s looking for a dropped pound

Just consider the state of the tackles they get away with down in League Two because of the deadly combo of shit refs and no VAR

Which fucking helmet took a quick free kick there when we were in prime territory?!

Howling laughing at them doing Krafth and immediately getting undone by his replacement Of all the players to knacker, you’d do the one who’d be replaced by KEIRAN TRIPPIER, like

Keep the cards in the pocket, ref. Wouldn’t want to give Tranmere any rope to just kick the shit out of us, aye

Just have a shot ffs. It’s a League Two keeper, he’s probably about 18 stone

Surely it’d make more sense for Matty since his hair is like a tab end?

Playing a high line with those geriatrics at the back may not be Eddie Howe’s greatest idea

Electric pace there Longstaff makes Shelvey look fast

I’m also going to be generous and say that Dummett is just a bit rusty and that he hasn’t regressed to Conference standard

This ref is going to stretch my balls, I can already tell

You would think Gallagher on loan puts an end to Paqueta on a permanent but Edwards is about as plugged in as Stevie Wonder’s night light so I’m just disregarding it

I’m a massive fan of how we’ve clearly took one look at the league’s better teams faltering and, coupled with Sunday’s performance, have just decided to go flat out for Europe this year, fuck everything else. 60 million quid strikers, we’ll have Paqueta from under West Ham as well, we’ll take the fucking lot

Rees-Mogg in at Levelling Up ffs New school uniforms will all have top hats

Tbf, most of the teams still have the mindset that cups are a distraction when the big money is earned by staying in the league. It’s shit but I’d say 50% of the Premier League sides are more than happy to just toss the League Cup off

Just have to have a general laugh at Everton. Are they picking names out of a hat?

Ritchie and Krafth full backs, Botman with Lascelles, Willock, Shlongstaff and Anderson in the middle with Fraser and Murphy either side of Wood. Job done

Gan get Belotti on a free

Klopp must be running low on excuses by now

I see they’re absolutely convinced that Wor Flags is club funded and that it’s all a conspiracy. They’re becoming Bew-Anon

Knows less about football than he does about music which is some going

Thought ASM against Walker was a total mismatch and it’s hard to remember Walker being tortured consistently for so long. I’m not sure we’re too far away from Big Ed coaxing these kind of performances from Madi consistently tbh. He was outstanding today. Maybe he needs to play Santa before every game to get the blood pumping

This is class. What a photo, mate Giving you no credit if it turns out your lass took it, mind