Ayatollah Hermione

She’s fucking done it again! Cut her mic, man

This TNT goal rush is good watching but Karen Carney cannot help ruining the goal that’s coming next She’s such a fucking idiot

From the sound of it, I want to work at the Ministry

Paedo, Paul and Mary, more like

Aye. Doesn’t really send a good message to their referees either. “Make your decisions but mind, we’re not going to stand by you”

Precedent nicely set from PGMOL. Anyone who doesn’t like a decision, simply gather en masse and send death threats to the referees and get it overturned

Bollocks, in fact

Asked that DeepSeek something before and got the same shitty answer as I did with ChatGPT. Crap

I saw Ian Wright condemned the abuse Oliver was getting this morning despite being the kind of fuckwit that encouraged it in the first place. Screaming at the top of his lungs, exaggerating massively about a decision that went against them IN A GAME THEY WON, it’s all stoked and encouraged by pundits like him

Bournemouth are a good side and reckon they can maintain a push around Europe but they’re going to get picked apart in the summer.

Not sure how the shit-munching aspect of our support can enjoy this now that Almiron and Longstaff have come on

Would genuinely sub Schar off for that. Absolutely criminal behaviour

Fabian Schar, you fucking clown. Very, very lucky

Much much better up to now. Far better on the ball and sharper. Scored at a good time. I’d like to see Miley get some proper minutes now

Adam Armstrong HAULED OFF IN DISGRACE 😍

On a free transfer in the summer. Wouldn’t surprise me to see us sniffing about if Trippier and Targett go since he can play both sides

Good job these are shite because we’ve been pretty crap here IMO. Sloppy on the ball, a bit passive and unable to stay onside to save our life. You could argue we don’t have to be great to beat them but I’d be getting a rocket up them. Only one goal in it

I count three fouls. The step across, the Mortal Kombat leg sweep and then a handball for good measure. “Where is the contact?” Indeed

Good tackle that according to the London Blind Squad on commentary

Truly shocking defending. Here we go

He should be alright for getting deported then. Can’t get to Mars without the staff

Never mind that shite, LB. Are you lot going to let us win down there for once in a couple of weeks? Arsenal were kind enough, just you and Liverpool to go now

Lads, we’re definitely making hard work of this one Though hopefully our humbling last week gives us a bit of a kick up the arse

You’re right but it was all in Keegan’s delivery. Howe is a lot more restrained and considered in public. He’s obviously different in the changing room, like since the way we fly out of the traps in some games is absolutely Keegan-esque

I watched Early Doors again and it really is a treasure. I love how the first episode is pretty much just establishing the characters. Not a chance the BBC would allow for that sort of patient writing anymore