Ayatollah Hermione

Ginola and Madeley is the odd couple I never knew I wanted

Would you like to have a good time or are you soft as fuck? Best I can describe this album is its like if, in 1978, Japanese city pop migrated west and greatly changed the course of music instead and this is like an artefact that fell through some inter dimensional portal

Watching Villa here and I hope we’re nowhere near that Nakamba, Christ. Tripe, he is. Shite, in fact

Oof

Must be nail biting being in a car that Wykiki is driving. 3 songs in a row that he doesn’t like and you’d be halfway expecting him to drive into a canal

Nobody mentioned this was part of the takeover deal

A Greene King pub as well by the look of it

Coutinho on loan as the statement signing is the most obvious thing I can think of. I’d go as far as call it NAILED ON

Paying off all of Howe’s team who may be at other clubs? Paying off the Steve’s who will probably be on stupid contracts as well.

My gaffer will regularly come into the canteen and turn the lights off to save money and he sits in the dark in his office. Our company is worth about 1.2 billion. That’s Yorkshire for you.

Has Wraith convinced that kid that he’s a journalist now ffs?

Aye, it seems fairly clear that Lee Charnley is basically Terri from The Thick of It

Copyrighting “Eddie WOWE!” for when we twat Brentford 5-0

Who doesn’t prefer staying in these days? The outdoor world is full of right cunts.

They had Rafa earmarked but expecting someone to just stay out of work for a hypothetical takeover that may never have happened is an insane suggestion if you stop to think about it for more than 30 seconds

Tbh, if Howe can’t finish 17th after the upcoming January spend-a-thon, then it’ll be an unbelievably shit job he’s done. I think any coach worth their salt will get us to the bare minimum with the money we’re about to spend

Have you just invented the news that Neil Warnock is interested in the Newcastle job out of thin air so you could call him a cunt?

The line about Jones being the deal breaker is that strange, I’m going to assume Ashley gave him a fucking mental contract as well

Eddie Howe as we speak

Martinez is more than capable of worming his way in here btw. Bloke definitely has a magic lamp stored away somewhere.

With Charnley doing the negotiations, we’ll probably end up with Les Reed

Aye, there’s a slight concern here that she’s keen on jumping the gun a bit. See: last year for a prime example

Think Emery is probably the best we could have had, if you’re being realistic about it all. We’re going to look like a much more professional outfit, almost immediately and he’s someone who could conceivably move the team up the table at a consistent rate with our backing. Europa League champions in 2024 oi oi

Fonseca is being sounded out by Villa and Caulkin has insisted all along that he’s been told it’s not him so it’s looking more and more likely that it’s one of Emery, Howe or Martinez if you look at the names that have been consistently linked.

Does he want to cover any more bases with those two tweets?