Ayatollah Hermione

Good work breaking that attack up for Wolves at the end there as he tries to engage his feet

Miley ahead of Longstaff. Howe playing his favourites again 😠

I’m glad he’s done his back, he’s playing well

If the scores stay as they are, is this the most favourable set of results we’ve ever had? Every single one going our way

Thought they had the better of the opening but we soon shuffled things about and got a grip on it. Still some loose touches and passes but just need to keep it simple and solid from here on in. They will certainly bring Cunha on at some point so we could do with that second goal

Botman, Burn, Hall, Targett, Livramento is more than enough to cover the left hand side of defence. Signing someone for free and flipping him for £10-15 million is exactly the shit you have to do these days, I’m afraid.

People begging for Hayden to start last season during our injury crisis was a particular low point

Can’t wait for another “getting up to speed” performance where he’s running in treacle and can’t make a pass to save his life

7 minutes! You’ve got to laugh really

Murillo has been outrageously good tonight. Anderson not far behind him

We somehow stay in fifth

Mad night of results here, all great games from the look of it. Hope we buck the trend with a boring 2-0 win tomorrow. No fucking about

His shock as well He must be the only bloke who doesn’t realise he’s a right dirty cunt

Must admit, I thought us beating Forest (I think they lost the game before that too?) would see them drop off but fair play, they’re getting better as the season goes

Palmer scores and Owen Hargreaves has spunktaenously combusted

Looking at Bournemouth’s bench, they do seem massively stretched. Hopefully it’s a 0-0 draw tonight against Chelsea and we can take advantage on Saturday

I agree with regards to injury to Isak, like. If we can do it all, I’d be trying to get someone in on loan because we all know Wilson’s February return date is about as likely as Richie Edwards nipping back to his old gaff for a change of clothes

Consistency is always the issue. If not for that dodgy run in the autumn, we’d be up there. FWIW, I think we’ll gradually improve the squad in smart ways, it’s just shifting some of the shit is proving nigh on impossible.

I’m sure the rules will be similarly lax if we try anything

Good lord, don’t get many of them to the pound

We have three current England internationals

It could be that Barnes is much better when he gets settled into the team and has a run of games but the quality of Gordon makes that look very unlikely unless the latter gets an injury. And he seems pretty durable up to now. It’s hard because he is a much better option off the bench than some other teams have but he probably also wants to start games.

Gemmill’s crippling lack of taste exposed again. Sad!

Oh my god stop. It’s like arguing with someone who thinks water is dry