Ayatollah Hermione

Doing well with 9 tbf, can’t doubt the effort of 8 of them. Shelvey is playing like he’s deciding what food he’s ringing in tonight.

I just don’t think he’s a very good defender and is pretty weak to boot. I think he has the skill set and is young enough to improve but this is not the team or the manager for him. Getting him on the weights in the summer would go a long way to him getting better

Hopefully Almiron will give Lewis a hand since the latter hasn’t got close to Redmond all game.

Nice to see a positive substitute though

Why did the baldy shit muncher go with his left? Why have I been cursed with a life of eternal torture?

I will not.

Their keepers position for Almiron’s goal there Wonder why he keeps conceding nine goals

These will win today, no bother. Even with a patchwork team of kids and out-of-position players, they’ll knock two past us.

Completely forgot about him It’s even more baffling that he apparently played 18 times last season?

The bins represent U2, I think

Finally, he can get back to his real passion; chucking rally cars around the desert

Now I've thought a bit, he'll probably think Joelinton on the left is a good way for him to get his mojo back. Or to find it at all.

Middle management has already been culled up and down the country at my place. Probably for the best like, they were all fucking workshy piss-artists who took 3 days to reply to anything unless it was to get us to attend some webinar about PRODUCTIVITY

Southampton have that young kid at right back who has had his arse torn out in a 9 goal bashing so what’s the money Bruce DOESN’T put ASM against him?

I thought we were canny shit second half, you just had ASM going past people for a bit of excitement.

Presented without comment.

I’d hate to be their next oppone-oh

A glittering return to form the nuggets saying that we did better ignoring the fact that Palace let us have the ball knowing we’d do fuck all with it. Get this obese alky cunt out NOW

Good game this tbf.

Get him down the stairs like it’s Play Your Cards Right

Don’t have any confidence in us to have two good games in a row

Wonder how much of it is because the players just don’t like Everton. Making Pickford look a tit again is motivation enough for anyone.

Could tell that Jones had more of an input considering Wilson was making his runs by cutting in from the outside for a change instead of being asked to chase hoofs into the channels from a standing position on the halfway line. If Bruce knew that was how to play him, you’d think he’d have tried it before now.

I think Willock is decent and will give us the legs in midfield but it hardly sets the pulse racing and is another short-term solution to a long term problem.

Reminds me of the graffiti in The Forth’s bogs that just said “CHARVAZ WHO BUCK BACK:” but there was no names listed sadly