Ayatollah Hermione

Not to mention drinking from one of the cans seems to cause fatal damage

Bruce’s statements are becoming increasingly bizarre because he’s never been in this position for so long without being sacked. His ability to take teams on a downward spiral for the payoff money is so perfected that he’s completely lost now that it hasn’t worked.

Fair enough. But he also named himself after a wasps arse so swings and roundabouts

At least those fuckers got theirs

Landmark day tomorrow as we get a new Sting album AND a new Ringo Starr album. Now That’s What I Call Brexit!

Common sense wins out, thank fuck. Taking 6 centre half options for games against San Marino and Albania though

Awful news, Renton. Look after yourself, it’s clear from the odd things you’ve mentioned on here that you did absolutely everything in your power.

Between his complete inability to get the best out of anyone, the fact Eric Dier will start every game and Grealish will definitely only get 10 minutes here and there, the Euros are going to break me. Especially after a full season of Bruce.

Luke Ayling getting an England call-up

I used to find singing “Dirty Old Man” instead of “Dirty Old Town” quite amusing.

We have to know that our government is willing to commit nuclear warfare against the countries that have slagged off our vaccine

I’m sorry like but just think of the wasted time, resources and manpower spent on keeping him out of the grave.

Tbf to Sunderland, winning this cup will take some topping!

Should be able to get a new right back next year anyway. Should be able to get Tavernier back to start the promotion push.

Been on a Bourdain binge thanks to Parts Unknown so ordered Kitchen Confidential and Cooks Tour. Any of his other books worth getting?

1. It was the middle of the night. 2. Now he can be the Heavenweight Champion.

I, for one, cannot believe that, a day after being given the power to do what they want to break up peaceful gatherings, the police have been complete cunts, to a man. Again.

The hearse waved into the graveyard with a chequered flag

Murray Walker. Wonder if he’ll get a Silver-Head-Stone

Targett coming closer than any of our strikers there

Shelvey If he turned up for your 7-a-side team one week, you’d never invite him back.

I imagine the extent of the hiring process was Ashley figuring out who he could lumber the Saudis and us with as a spiteful piece of work on the way out, the fat cunt. Not like one of his grand schemes to backfire, the Scooby Doo villain-aping shithouse.

Man to man, you’ll batter us. Rice and Soucek will have our pants down in midfield and Bruce is a swede-headed fuckwit. Just print that.

Positive tests at a Seaham school already. Ah shit, here we go again

He’ll have been working on that “What Did You Do on Your Summer Holidays?” piece for months as well