Ayatollah Hermione

Mind, if I wanted a team that was going to show a lively reaction, Shelvey would be the last player I’d pick.

All fart and no shite vs plain shite

It’s the taking part that counts, chaps

His biggest crime was the production on All Things Must Pass

Thought TIE was class for the film and the first series and it was diminishing returns from there. It seems like I'm the minority though.

The Gonettes, more like

Raab has refused to promise that people with the first jab will get the second one Here we fucking go again with the Tory Incompetence Train

I fancy Fulham to get something here as well. Lampard looks like he’s losing the thread a bit

Then why isn’t the silly bastard gazing in wonderment?! Always thought King Crimson were shit

Fripp constantly making eye contact “don’t look don’t look don’t look”

Can’t get over the lunacy of these latest quotes. No wonder our players look beaten from kick off with this defeatist, serial failure saying shit like this.

The fucking cheek! You need a robot to do the hoovering. If you have any side effects, you'll be drawing up a will.

Aye, bad heads and a general fatigue. If it's not careful, it's going to force me to order food in like last night.

I’m still a bit rough today tbh. Arm is getting there though. Can’t WAIT for the second one, fucking hell

Watched Wandavision despite not caring about Marvel in the slightest. Very quick watch and surprisingly Lynchian. Shame it’ll end up in some boring comic multiverse magic resolution.

Absolutely cannot wait to see which player gets deliberately sent off on Monday

No good him saying that and then lining up the same way on Monday. Which he will.

Same here. It’s all a scam, down with 5G

He’s not wrong that the responsibility is ultimately Ashley’s but absolving any manager of any wrong doing just because the owner is a cunt seems ridiculous to me.

Just got my vaccine and it’s not on the news yet?

If he sacks Bruce, it’ll be Nigel Pearson. Without question

Just tried to Google it there and got the TV Player for the channel, Dave. What’s the show called?

From Knickers to Knackers: The Elliot Page Story

Luke Edwards’ latest article is a belter. Rashford is spending too much time trying to get free meals into the mouths of poor children and his game is suffering apparently. Never has a bloke needed to learn when to shut the fuck up.

They’ll still bend over backward to say he did a good job when/if he goes. That shitlips Redknapp is the worst for it.