Ayatollah Hermione

Same thing. My drawing skills lie somewhere between Jackson Pollock and a dirty protest on a prison cell wall

These are like if you asked me to draw the celebrities they’re meant to look like from memory.

Well, at least the pubs will be open so we can leave the ground at half time

Thank god for that “safe pair of hands” Steve Bruce to steer us clear of the drop while Ashley sells the club. Fuck me

Might be the optimist in me but I think he’s away if we don’t beat West Brom. Probably left too late again but still

That season where we got oddly far in Europe with Sibierski banging them past Estonian paperboys was a good laugh compared to the dreck now. RIP

I’ve accepted I’ll never own property unless I go to a police auction, buy a serial killers murder palace for 20K and spend another 20k on cleaning blood off the walls and performing exorcisms.

Johnny Briggs-amortis, more like

Going after an influential player like Ritchie seems to be yet another attempt to get sacked IMO. He’s tried to attack the fans, attack the players, attack the journos and now he’s getting at blokes that have been here for years and done far more to get the club out of the shit than Bruce ever has, the thick fat cunt. It actually brings me immense pleasure to see how anguished he is every single week at still having to show up to work when he’s so desperate for another pay-off. Hope he’s going through a crate of lager a night in abject depression, the cunt.

These are always better second half so I’ll take the point

Shelvey vs Neves: The Clash of the Frauds

Can’t tell if that’s real or not

Lee Mason is having an absolute mad one

Can’t wait to watch North Macedonia at St James’

He’ll be not so clever when he refuses a vaccination and can’t pretend to be abroad anymore.

Ship’s Cat is a decent pint when you can get a seat outside in the sun but Low Lights is the more traditional pub out of the lot of them. I’ll second the Waterfront as a good chippy though; not as good as everyone from the coast likes to believe their chip shops are but still top notch.

Not to mention, it’s hard not to think that any ex-players with any real critical thought probably choose to stay within the game in a coaching capacity.

Life “back to normal” by June. It’s that easy.

Lewis shows some attacking adventure at least. Krafth is like if Dummett couldn’t defend.

Krafth If one of my scouts recommended him and Joelinton in the same window, they would be sacked on the spot.

Only Steve Bruce could be given a proven Premier League goal scorer, sell nobody, take every single player backwards and be told he’s doing a good job. Unbelievable. It’s actually unbelievable

All to play for after being well clear before Xmas Think his memory might be shorter than the journos and pundits

You lot will swallow any old shite

We talk about Bruce being the lowest paid manager but Charnley will be the lowest paid chairman as well. Bet his Christmas bonus was a £10 Amazon voucher

Ritchie, isn’t it?