Ayatollah Hermione

And I thought the comparisons with Carver only stretched as far as his incompetence, alcoholism and massive gut

I mean, it’s just too easy, this one

That would be very sage advice if it applied to us in any way. Mind, imagine completely losing all of your integrity as a journalist in the eyes of fans everywhere over Steve Fucking Bruce How hard up can you be as a journalist to only have him as a trusted source?

Can anybody see us beating any of the teams below us?

Would swap King for Ritchie tbh. A much better option than Carroll and Joelinton

I’ll take dull if it means competent. Our current attempts at a back five have saw us look like a mad wife’s shite

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1835173950/amp

And here’s me being quite happy with my new posh food processor.

Aye. Kind of thing I used to drunkenly Shazam in the Tanners after 9 pints

Cost us 250k to get Graeme Jones in. He’s definitely going to be the next manager after that outlay, isn’t he?

Signing a player on loan tomorrow apparently. Hope it lives up to the lofty standards of last January

All true but not a chance we finish 17th with 19 points since I can’t see Bruce picking us up any more.

Ten minutes of positivity surrounding the usual dreck. Not to excuse him but maybe with fans, we keep pushing after we scored the equaliser but probably not. Still shite, still on a downward slope and still needs shot.

Did you know we had a COVID outbreak? So did Villa who comfortably handed us our arses on a plate but we’ll ignore that.

Clinging on to this top flight job since he knows it’s his last one before disappearing back into obscurity

Wasn't it last season? Sacked with about 3 games to go or something and they ended up going down.

How long did Pardew last after he headbutted Meyler? If the pressure exploding to that point didn't get him sacked, Bruce talking a load of shite and taking the huff probably won't see him gone.

Larry Croak-King, more like

We were in the market for a midfielder in the summer and Bruce chose the cheap option in Hendrick

Desperate stuff. Chasing shadows is being polite

Not sure how this will help, really. Not unless he suddenly handles all the training sessions and picks the team and system.

EFL on Quest regularly has one of the lads from the NTT20 podcast on and he’s decent value. I appreciate I’m probably the only person that watches it though.

Willems’ name popping up again ffs. Shipping goals by the boatload and we want a defender who can’t defend.

DK was there opening night for Jack and Jill

One of the more pleasant surprises in recent years where signings have been concerned at the very least. Everyone was writing him off but he’s been perfectly solid for the most part. Always good for a couple of goals a season up the other end too.