Ayatollah Hermione

“Everyone keep working but have no social life or relief whatsoever *whip crack*”

Problem is that “you don’t change a winning side” is such an outdated mentality. You needed more pace in the side to counteract Brighton and Carroll was never going to have any luck against 3 commanding centre halves. It shows a total lack of preparation, flexibility and nous. Not to mention his inability to coach and use his full squad in any kind of flexible manner. Brighton are a light year ahead of us in coaching and overall managerial vision; they’re aggressive with youth, they have a philosophy driven by Ashworth and they’re perfectly set up to exploit and batter one-note shambolic outfits like us

Aye, time to face the realism that Steve Bruce is a total dinosaur who can’t coach players in the slightest. How every single player needs 3 touches to control a pass, set themselves and move it on is ridiculous

John Carver looked at that in shame

Shelvey and Hayden one paced shit

Fuck me, it’s the 1980s The standard of control and ability on the ball is a total shambles for a pro side

I’ll come round and sort it for for £20

They’re still shite

Eeee my life, what a joke this lot are. Just the same shitty side as last time. Quietly swap them with a random Championship team before the season really starts

Fulham shouldn’t be allowed to get promoted for a decade if they crash and burn again. What a waste of a team

Both are better than that shit merchant

If they get him on a free, we’re still ripping them off

Awful news for you both, MF and Renton. What a fucking year

All of his stuff seems to be total style over substance. It looks fantastic visually but the script and some of the performances are woeful

Wor lass has Ratched on. What a load of shite but I should have known with it coming from the American Horror Story creator

I mean, honestly. How has that Nickson not been sacked immediately for such a chronic waste of money? You could hire me on £35,000 a year to watch Youtube highlights and random matches on RSA Supersport and I'd find you 3 players for that £40 million

They probably had to pay Sol Campbell in gold, the Tory cunt

Can’t get out of our own half Sean Longstaff looks like he’s got lead shoes on and Joelinton is shit, even by his standards. Troy Deeney was right, he would be a much better option

Joelinton just jogging around while a game of football happens around him. Ritchie crossing 6 feet too low or 12 feet too high. Manquillo standing waiting for someone to show for a throw-in for what felt like a year. Normal service is resumed, baby

Got this stream on and your tenner seems to get you raw coverage with no analysis or preview to speak of Over the moon I’m stealing it

You’d think Almiron and Fraser will have too much pace for them to cope with but then again, it is us.

Sorry to hear about your dad, MF. A truly shit situation with regards to visiting these days so I hope you can see him as much as possible.

Jacob Murphy to put 5 chances on a plate for Joelinton. One will get put away

Probably. Providing you can prove that you’re off to blast some foxes in the face with a double-barrelled shotgun on the way

Deportivo Wanka