Ayatollah Hermione

Get this bag of shit sacked ASAP. 11 shirts sent out to run around

No shots on target in the last two league games

Hayden moving into midfield and turning to a back four seems an obvious change to get in the game so expect to see anything but

That picture of him coked off his nut meeting Ben Arfa was funny though

Would also make good kindling for the eventual post-apocalyptic hellscape we’ll find ourselves in

Not quite on the level of Thick Mick trance but the surprise new Fleet Foxes album is absolutely lush.

Try working for one of the cunts and see how great they are

I thought it wasn't up to much; too much animation prioritising, clunky cover mechanics, limited ways to actually accomplish missions which was criminal for one of their games and a sense that Rockstar had fully disappeared up their own arses. I realise I'm the minority though.

I downloaded it as well and have been told I’m in a high risk area. Hoping it stops pissing it down so I can avoid the bus

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/24/man-licorice-dies-massachusetts?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1600953579 Takes all sorts

Work is also boxing my nut in since everyone is dropping like flies and the management are fucking hopeless in times of any kind of stress. I will say that fucking Twitter off last year helped enormously. I can only assume you have to be mentally ill or a chronic attention seeker to use that with any kind of frequency; it’s just a depression scroller. I think it’s fairly apparent that things are going to be absolutely fucked from here on in; economically, climate-wise, the lot so I think it’s more Important than ever to have any kind of support platform. Even if it is this bunch of pisstakers.

Carroll’s shambolic cameo was a sight to behold

what a shower of shit these are. Got to be favourites to slip into the Conference

I think the sooner kids learn the crushing, disappointing realities of life, the better. This has been an ideal education in that regard.

You dirty bastard

Had a look at that Fast 800 action since lockdown done me in and I just haven’t recovered really. I’ll only consider a Mediterranean diet if I can drink red wine, make outdated sexual comments about the women serving me in bars and smoke 60 a day

Bloke lived off beans and Special Brew until now, his breath already honked

Saw some US shit rag refer to him as “underpaid” If anyone was the very definition of “promoted to their level of incompetence”, it’s this backward, silver spoon, dopey gobshite retard

“Everyone keep working but have no social life or relief whatsoever *whip crack*”

Problem is that “you don’t change a winning side” is such an outdated mentality. You needed more pace in the side to counteract Brighton and Carroll was never going to have any luck against 3 commanding centre halves. It shows a total lack of preparation, flexibility and nous. Not to mention his inability to coach and use his full squad in any kind of flexible manner. Brighton are a light year ahead of us in coaching and overall managerial vision; they’re aggressive with youth, they have a philosophy driven by Ashworth and they’re perfectly set up to exploit and batter one-note shambolic outfits like us

Aye, time to face the realism that Steve Bruce is a total dinosaur who can’t coach players in the slightest. How every single player needs 3 touches to control a pass, set themselves and move it on is ridiculous

John Carver looked at that in shame

Shelvey and Hayden one paced shit

Fuck me, it’s the 1980s The standard of control and ability on the ball is a total shambles for a pro side

I’ll come round and sort it for for £20