Ayatollah Hermione

Motley Poo, I call them.

I once saw Mark Knopfler support Dylan and it was hands down the worst live show I’ve ever seen. It was already deathly boring when he introduced “the best piccolo player in the UK” and after that, it was time to head to the bar.

The drum production on 80s rock did more to kill the genre In the mainstream than the Red Hot Chilli Peppers ever did.

I bet they pay off babysitters that they’ve tried to touch up pretty swiftly.

Just had a terrifying flashback to one of those breaking down on a school trip to some boring shithole.

Hope you and Renton are doing well. Even if having to be honest and sincere in my concern is tearing me apart.

My dad showed me Blazing Saddles at a much too early and it goes some way to explaining my racism

Isn’t the Reubens crack that their portfolio is worth a billion, not their personal wealth?

Wilson is definitely a more complete striker than Gayle. Let’s not do this again

*Jackass theme tune plays*

Papers saying we’re offering Ritchie and Gayle for Callum Wilson. Seems a bit odd considering we’ve just give Ritchie a new deal but also seems fully correct that we’d sell the one striker who can even hint at scoring goals.

Canny few stories about people having to isolate following positive cases from pubs and such. And yet I’ve dodged the bullet. What a disgrace. Once more, it’s one rule for the part-timers and another for the seasoned pros.

Barca were made to look like a SoccerAid team there, my word

It’s on its arse, mate.

Get off the fence, man.

Can’t find the thread about work bullshitters but someone has just rang in to say they have to take their dogs to the vet because it “has a bad head”

I think I was more aware of our shit striker than that shit comedian tbf.

You can just tell this bloke fucking honks.

Quickly running out of landmarks. He’ll be posing by Pallion Metro Station next. “No Knife Stabbings for 12 Hours”

Fucking hell. As for this, I’m going to look at our stellar history of bleeding in youngsters and say that I’m not excited about any of them.

They probably are on the mercenaries he signed on massive pay packets.

The fact they still love Allardyce after he jumped ship at the first opportunity to only then fuck that up by being a duplicitous greedy cunt pretty much sums them up.

“Ah so I kneecapped the fella, to be sure to be sure”

We’ll not stump up the cash for three of them so I’d set sights lower.

Pretty sure Steve Wraith runs Chopra’s account. This is yet another roundabout way for that oxygen thief to get more attention.