Ayatollah Hermione

Peter Snuffed-Cliffe, more like

Mitrovic Coming up trumps in the big games again

If I reveal that my post about that was actually not true, will you stop following me around and trying to be funny about it?

Same here. It’s an absolute minor miracle that we haven’t had an outbreak

I made my butler type it up and edited out the grunts after the fact.

Having a shite during the minutes silence. I hope the very idea of that winds up some gammon reading this.

Offsides and handballs need to be figured out by the nerds who’ve never kicked a ball first and then we can get started on how football has become about referees and their decisions rather than anything the players actually do.

The one I mentioned is just an EP but it's a perfect microcosm of their sound.

"In A Beautiful Place..." always comes into my rotation at this time of year since it's the perfect length for the bus to work and is quite fitting when you're sitting looking at pitch blackness, depressed about this endless grind I've found myself in.

I’m sure the attention-seeking boilers he gets on Ladies Night are rushing up to distance themselves from them. Anything for internet “fame” and validation from a bunch of lonely old sad-acts Not that they’re as bad as Wraith, of course

Also, Bellingham has been called up to England with Ward-Prowse dropping out with injury. Shame to lose W-P in the form he’s in but I’d like to hear how Bellingham is a better option for games against Belgium and Iceland than Barkley would be. He’s got the bit between his teeth and Villa and has already linked well with Grealish.

Hopefully it’s the end of him but he’ll know well enough to just plough on and wait for it to go away.

Think Fraser is probably the only one who is willing to bend his runs and break behind from what I’ve seen. Lewis and Murphy can definitely pick those balls over the top so it might even be worth going Fraser-Wilson up top with Almiron and ASM either side, swapping flanks every so often and going 4-4-Fucking-2

That’s what I get for not looking properly. I’ll pick some up next week. They’ve started doing chilli jam now as well so what an exciting shopping trip this is going to be!!!! God, I miss the pub

I saw something similar in ALDI and didn’t bother with it, just stuck to the Sharwoods Paste. Might try it to see if it passes the successful ALDI rip off test

Bastard, had the same joke lined up when I read Ewerk’s post

My place will be the ones storing it so, while I appreciate at risk people will need it, I’m jumping the queue and nobody here can stop me. And if anyone can fuck it up, it’s our management so good luck.

Would pay good money for rambling old Martin Tyler to be removed from his position in the middle of this match.

Aye, got killed by Netflix’s love of cancelling things after 3 seasons. Luckily, everyone kicked off enough to get Bojack Horseman back but nobody gave any love to my boy Seth Bullock which is a disgrace

Moved to rewatching Santa Clarita Diet. Olyphant is funny as fuck

Takes a season or so to get going but the episodes are so short that it doesn’t take long to get there

Already refusing to accept it

As far as things I’ve been made to watch by lasses, Schitt’s Creek is actually canny.

Dismal. We’re so badly exposed when we play sides like this