Ayatollah Hermione

Looks like the sort of shit you pass over in B&M on the way to the crisps, nuts and things normal people actually eat

Absolutely desperate

“Keep finding a way” against the mighty Wolves A season where everyone is recording record goals scored and we can barely hit our arse with both hands.

Hendrick is such a worthless signing. No range of passing, no pace, nothing in the tackle, doesn’t see the game well, doesn’t demand the ball enough for a midfielder, stupid hair. You could go all night

So is Shelvey picking the team? You have other options, Bruce, you fucking ham wallet

Thought Foghorn Leghorn had got into the fanny doctor game there for a second.

Fucking embarrassing performance was the own goal our only “shot” on target? Again.

My IPTV stream is from one of the Ireland’s, I don’t care which one but fucking hell, Ewerk, sort it out. Not even attempting to be impartial. Not sure which Ireland it is because they sound as stupid as both of them

Hardly fair that we should take the brunt of UMs divorce-induced attention seeking, if you ask me

I’ve played with the mellotron of Prefab Sprout’s bassist. This is not a euphemism.

Maguire getting in after his start to the season is fucking shambolic tbh. Coady and Mings are there and his complete refusal to pick Dunk, White or any other centre half that can actually defend is baffling. And now he’s got a right back at left back again

How will Southgate go 5 at the back now? Mind, we could do with Maguire taking this form into Saturday, we’ll have his life up top.

5 at the back and two holding players for England again. This time against Denmark

This government, man. Unbelievable

Would love to know where silly cunt Sunak is finding this money

More likely she’ll be assigned a role in one of Jeff Bezos’ nightmare cabins, picking Fire Sticks for the next 15 years

I can’t drive

The problem is that there’s nobody in midfield with any forward ambition on the ball. Someone like Mount or Grealish will pass, move and drag the opposition around, freeing up space for the likes of Rashford. Instead, Rice just knocks it side to side. You might not lose many games with 8 defenders on the pitch but you’ll not make enough chances to win many.

Because he’s massively negativ and on top of that, he’s now playing about 4 of them out of position. Coady and Mings sitting on the bench and he’s got a midfielder and a right back in the back three and then a right back playing left back.

Who could have predicted this complete lack of creativity or attacking movement?

Lamb and shit, more like.

All meat flavoured crisps taste the same, I’m afraid it’s amateur hour not knowing that, mate.

I wasn’t asked but I’m off for scran in Tynemouth for probably the last time until after Christmas and then it’s home to sit all day pretending to enjoy the telly without football because the world is a Corona hotbed. Even that is more enticing than discussing the GDP and hypothetical trade borders as a result of Scottish independence

Absolutely wouldn't surprise me if Sky expect people to pay it because of their "outstanding" coverage

Boothroyd has oversaw some fucking terrible results in his time in charge. In particular, a disastrous U21s tournament and has some baffling team selections, wedging players into his shitty formation. He’s saved by having a genuinely ridiculous selection of young talent to pick from. The England U21s could be a decent Premier League team tbh.