Ayatollah Hermione

Just the poor lasses left toenail off there What a parcel

He’s not wrong. Couldn’t wrap their head around cricket so they came up with rounders.

Buy a load of unsuitable shite from Belgium or France or Greece or some other tinpot league and embrace the void.

Well, they’re never going to be the best in the Men’s game so they’ve latched on to the women. At least they haven’t just invented a new sport so they can be the best at it like they did with American Football.

Everyone new here is a Mackem until proven otherwise. And even after being proven otherwise.

The Americans will support their own lot in numbers in absolutely anything. I reckon there’s an American Kabbadi team somewhere that has a 2000 strong away end.

Honestly, do you even need qualifications to be a local sports journo anymore? Take yourself to Wikipedia, find a bit of waffle about that Chinese club, don't bother cleaning up the typos and hit return.

Normally, I'd not be bothered about losing Perez, especially considering he's not going to have Rondon next to him but history has shown that he won't be replaced. 12 goals is nothing to sniff at in the Premier League these days and when you add Rondon's 11, there's about half our goals gone immediately. Great planning as ever.

CT is quickly doing a Trolley Dash around Herons, as we speak. Just in case

Fuck me, it hasn't taken long for the "Rafa is actually bad" hot takes to start sizzling out. Deranged.

Nice one, son's (I'm) crying.

Not to mention potentially/probably losing Longstaff and Hayden

Surprised that he's going over there but if the reported salary is true, you can't blame him really. A year over there for something like £30 million and spend the rest of your days diving into your huge vault of gold like Scrooge McDuck.

have you been in a coma for the last two seasons or something?

A good way to know who to never associate with is to check whatever memey bellends are going to that.

Just saw one, head to toe in a black tracksuit with a black cap and black Air Max to boot

To be fair, I think 90% of the press have turned the corner now that they realise that he’s even treat a man with Rafa’s stature and respect like shit. Finally, they’ve realised that we might be justified in our complaints after all. Fuck them tbh. They can save their sympathy for someone else; you don’t get back in the good books because you’ve said a few nice things after actually listening to us for once.

Losing Rafa and his excellent organisation and replacing him with Roberto Martinez is the kind of batshit idea you've come to expect. There goes that defensive record.

maybe the most flagrant example of white privilege ever recorded.

He hasn’t learned from the last two relegations, not sure why this one would be any different.

Beckham being begrudgingly impressed by that goal there

Racist.

How much are Gateshead season tickets?