Ayatollah Hermione

He's handed the keys to his account over to Steve Wraith, I imagine. The official liason to ex-players.

I went to Preston in the Championship and enjoyed myself. Granted, we won but still, Deepdale is a good, old fashioned ground. Bit like Hillsborough but without looking like it’s about to break apart.

aye. I think clubs today would pay a canny old whack for a 25/30 goal a season striker.

Graham Carr is back, baby!

Seems like he’s on a mad one this afternoon.

Prime Minister Boris. Jesus

“It’s ya Topless Totty pre-match, curry hell for afters. Keep on stompin’!”

His polo tucked into his jeans ffs

I don't actually think we should give him a Pay as you play deal btw. I feel I have to make clear that I was simply taking the piss out of charity dodger Deano.

no “lol” from the main man, he must be pissed off.

Bring back THE AC UNIT, if you ask me. On the old "Pay-as-you-play" Deano special.

They had a thread for our friendly on RTG and we didn’t

Not sure what's more embarrassing tbh. Poundland or Moncur.

But we can SELL HIM ON....potentially....if he adapts straight away and if we don’t get relegated and then we’ll take a loss. Solid as a rock if you ask me.

Sounds like he’s trying to convince himself more than anything else

Pull that latex scrotum of a mask off his face to find Joe Kinnear operating the controls

Joelinton for 45 million reads like Graham Carr getting one last big payout. The greedy bastard.

Not a chance I'm getting called late to the party by Johnny Hates Jazz here. Outrageous.

Derry Girls is another iron-clad, solid recommendation from yours truly

If the 500 teenagers that got on my bus today were to post in here, the answer would certainly be "Lynx Africa and I'm going to spray the full can on myself"

I honestly wonder how many of the players that have come through our academy have even made a decent career of it in the lower leagues? Ivan Toney seems to be having a decent time and Sammy is bouncing around Championship clubs but how many of them are floating around the Northern League when they were tipped for success?

He basically wants to sign a player for fuck all, see him have a good season and flog him. Cabaye was like a wet dream for him, in that sense. What makes him even more backward is that if he had any kind of long term thinking, he’d have invested in the academy 12 years ago and would be raking it in off the kids who would have come through properly.

Because we can flog him for massive money just like we did Cabella and Thauvin and Yanga-Mbwia and Haidara and De Jong and Mbemba and

If it’s true (no wait, come back) that Bruce Wants Charlie Austin, I still say he might come in. We’ve been linked with him for years so someone, somewhere likes him. He’s better than Joselu at least...

Christ, we need players but we’re not that desperate.