Ayatollah Hermione

He reached the top of his chosen profession. I'm sure he's allowed to be happy about it.

It's hard to gauge the Villa fans reaction to this because they swing between calling him a "snake" and shouting at us in some kind of wound up frenzy.

50 games is a long season and our knackers WILL get injured so I'm perfectly fine with two Championship players in Clark and Hanley coming in to help us get up. Then, we can get shot of them if they're still shit next year.

Every time I've seen Clark, he's been shite but I fully support us signing players from rivals just because we can.

Aye, Renton. Have you tried not being a tart and actually sorting it out?

I've posted this before but a mate of mine freelances for different football sites and he was once reporting on a Newcastle game where, on 17 minutes, Lee Ryder stood up in the press box and joined in the applause for Alder and Sweeney

Not like you to go against the general mood of everyone else

0-25, I imagine

ffs, I hope we didn't share a trough at any point

gayrays. Ask him if he's dropped his gay card

Wasn't the agent of the Pritchard we're thinking of. He had another pic of a signed Ayoze shirt so there's every chance he's about to be representing him? Who knas? It's probably fuck all

Something fishy going on there, I Reckon

Looking at a player when he signs and saying "He looks good" has finally elevated you to the status of literally every other football fan, well done.

Wasn't for me. I think it was the day we beat Spurs 2-1 and I went arse over tit on the Strawberry Terrace

Nope, released through Rhino, I think.

Last of the Summer Wine reboot

I'm Jaunty Jonty, the finest ventriloquist act in all of Queen Lizzie's Empire!

Some stuff I've liked from the last couple of months or so. Whitney - Light Upon The Lake Tegan and Sara - Love You to Death Mitski - Puberty 2 Case/Lang/Viers - S/T Jay Arner - Jay II Blood Orange - Freetown Sound The Hanging Stars - Over The Silvery Lake BADBADNOTGOOD - IV William Bell - This is Where I Live Roisin Murphy - Take Her Up to Monto YG - Still Brazy Xenia Rubinos - Black Pussy Cat Fill your boots, they're all cush Also, The Monkees' new one is class An inch perfect throwback to 60s beat pop with songs written by Andy Partridge (XTC), Rivers Cuomo and Weller.

Uses the word "cockwomble" so he's a nailed on cunt

If The Botanist doesn't tickle their fancy, Jamie's Italian is just next door and I enjoyed that. Bit hard not to think of the fucking state the kitchens must be in if they're owt like his on 30 MInute Meals, like

Fish, I'm out all day Saturday so let me know where you're going and I'll make sure to be on the other side of town

Aarons and Ritchie can play there, can't they? Could do with another attacking midfielder like but you can always shove Gouffran out there after his scoring exploits the other night.

Not sure how my post above got deleted but looks like the only top club who literally do not give a fuck about scouting have come steaming in for someone just because they did well in a tournament. Come on down, Real Madrid

Remember that you don't hate fads, you're just angry about being old. zaza

"Remember Pokemon GO? Now, that sure Pokemon WENT!" - My stand-up routine in 6 months