Ayatollah Hermione
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Aye, his P45
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MY SIDES ARE SPLIT
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Fuck me, do you want these magic beans?
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The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
Stones looks like a midfielder to me, like. That's Martinez for you, though -
What a pack of cunts. Just apply that to whatever side you want at this point
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Read that McClaren actually has a better career win percentage than Allardyce as well
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"We did a fly over celebrating small victories over our rivals" Yes, that's winning with class, alright.
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Don't bother following me, I only post shit jokes for my own amusement. Bit like on here really so go for it, if you want
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:lol: Mind, you shouldn't laugh
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Ayatollah Hermione replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye, telling that Dier was probably our best player at the Euros and he's one who doesn't tend to be talked up as much as Kane and Alli. -
Interesting to see that we're signing players who are handy in a few different areas. This lad can play at the back or midfield, Ritchie and Jesus can play on either side. It's a long old season so I imagine we'll be seeing plenty of rotation. It's a refreshing change from signing the likes of Thauvin who appeared to be able to play nowhere.
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Me and my mates had an anti-sweepstake where, if you won, you had to buy the round and I'm now down about 35 quid. Cheers, Sissoko
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Aye, it's identical to Meat Loaf. Right down the sweating.
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Imagine if we didn't get beat.
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People forgetting the important goals Cisse scored for us. Europa League knock-out games, last minute winners where we needed the points to stay in the league and, during the making of this thread, had he not salvaged the points he did against Hull, Swansea and Chelsea, we'd have been relegated a year earlier.
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I miss him already
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Bet you didn't even attempt 'Cold as Ice' You fanny
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It is the way I do it. Like a dog eating hot chips
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Another one who can't defend which, as a defender, is a bit of an issue. Good going forward like. I'll give out special praise to Watford at home where he went down with cramp after about 70 minutes because he'd been doing all of that lazy fucker Sissoko's attacking. After that game, they were as bad as each other
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The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
Santon is a defender who can't defend. -
It sounds like Mbemba isn't going and it'll be him/Lascelles with Hanley as back up. Can't complain about that
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She looks a bit like my old IT teacher at school. She was a fucking idiot as well
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Is Tony Blair a war criminal?
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Kevin S. Assilleekunt's topic in General Chat
They're too busy trying to kill every black person in the country -
If we were in a Euros semi final, would they fuck cheer for us. It was funny how their subs all came from progressively worse and worse teams though
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