Ayatollah Hermione

Just done some beefburgers with some mince lying around, launched some cheese on top, finished off the salsa and put some greens on to bulk it up. I still miss bread though.

He's completely anonymous, aye but he gets back a lot even if he's useless at it and that's basically all Pardew wants.

:lol:

Got enough mash on there?

Spinach salad sounds canny. I'm going to make some beef burgers tomorrow and finish off the rest of my salsa and salad veg. Will post the 'before' in here and the 'after' in the shite thread.

Had a good number 2 before that was strangely black. Just about drew an ace with it though so I'll let it slide.

Pardew is picking Gosling because he's the kind of shite clogger that will put up with his shit and graft tbh. He'd play him over Anita if he could get away with dropping him in the same way he has Ben Arfa.

I think Liverpool have done well to erode some of the ill-feeling about them this year with the football they're playing and all that but football media being filled with Liverpool fans still makes it funny as fuck when they falter. Throwing away a 3 goal lead to do it as well You'd hope they'd rake their defence over the coals like they do our 95/96 back four but in reality, ours was far stronger.

Danny Guthrie wouldn't be a miss (not that he's much of one anyway IYAM) if we had the first idea about how to develop our youth players. Both Bigirimana and Vuckic (though he has had injuries) should have been in and around the first team now if we had competent coaches. Bigirimana is probably right to leave. He's young enough that if he finds a club with a good coaching set-up, he'll still become a good player. Vuckic's injuries probably mean he won't be so lucky.

CT, is your life like Kevin Spacey's in American Beauty? be honest.

He's a dead man walking and he knows it. If they keep him and sign some players in the summer, it might calm down for a bit but if the likes of Remy, Ben Arfa and Debuchy are replaced with the likes of Colback and Shelvey, it'll be thermonuclear from the word go. Especially if the derby is in August and they win it again. Even Tiote was going mental with Pardew today ffs. A player, on the pitch, shouting at his manager's substitution How is he still here?

Our goal difference is up to -15 so stop fucking moaning.

I remember when you used words, Fish.

The players Pardew wants, man Total dogshit

Please do this and then tell us how much you get fined for noise pollution when the coppers come round in two weeks.

Can't believe you have your veg that size, CT. Looks like you've cut it with a battleaxe.

Another shocking NUFC performance under Alan Pardew. These players aren't bad players, they just do not give one solitary shit and their coward of a manager doesn't have their respect in the slightest.

Keep it to yourself, kidda

Are these Dear Diary posts the only thing keeping this forum going?

CT, stop taking photos of everything for my sake, please. They all look like what vets pull out of infected cats.

My word

Right, every other fad you've went through is fairly harmless. Knowing your inability to do anything without being highly reactionary and the fact you're blind to any sort of outside advice, you really, really shouldn't start putting your money into any kind of stock market.

The fact we always see enough food to feed 4 people in those photos but we never see these other people adds such an unsettling air to them.

I like tuna salads.

Had an M&S Tuna salad for dinner and they must have put the tuna in with a catapult.