Ayatollah Hermione

Well, I hope he had a nice day, you cynical arseholes. Fuck them, Yaya! gan tool about on your new scooter, wor kid.

Shawcross would be an excellent signing, aye. Ridiculous he didn't get the nod ahead of that shit Smalling for the World Cup.

have they shot Pinto and just got a pair of patio doors in as their sub keeper? Probably better off that way.

Watch Orphan Black instead of that shite.

Aye, it's more than just the pegs, I just can't explain it very well. The expert analysis was "it's fucked"

Aye, one of the tuning pegs is fucked and the rest of the strings don't stay in tune for longer than 3 minutes. Dropped the thing when I was pissed, didn't I ffs. Still not got round to buying a new one yet, my mate left his at mine for a night when he was moving house so I was messing about.

Not the first time an undesirable object has been in your back passage, no doubt. Not sure what I'm implying there tbh.

Played for the first time since October (guitar fucked, took me this long to get a new one) and my left hand is absolutely fucked. It all comes back to you like but I need to re-callous my fingertips.

Gosling leaving is good news along as Bigirimana doesn't follow him out which means he almost certainly will. Colback or some other shit English midfielder must be coming in. Or they're going to keep Abeid around.

Alan Hansen blazed a trail for shit pundits everywhere. Thank fuck. I haven't read it btw.

Can't be doing with any of the console games coming out and my laptop can't even hack most of the indie games out there so I've got a fuck load of emulators and I'm going to finish everything I haven't. Catch you all in about 3 years.

Fuck me, I hope you didn't play that Mario Kart drinking game on Rainbow Road. There'd be at least 3 drink related casualties.

Aye, he does Last time, I was in (ffs), he was playing his own single that had a shit video and everything. He seemed suitably embarrassed like but then again, why put it on in the first place? There was nobody in, mind.

'Illusions' is a proper great 90s name for a club Fitting, I suppose.

Who's on the free transfer list? That's half joking as well because I think they realise they have to get some new players in due to how many are leaving and bosmans are the cheapest way about that. I know Gomis and Colback are.

:lol: Just think, without the internet to indulge in shit like that, you'd be out killing people.

They get what they deserve for those penalties tbh. Though, the Sevilla keeper was about 4 yards off his line for the ones he saved. Saying that, those feigned run-ups just put the advantage in the keeper's hands since you're not going to get the power to put it past him and you're relying on him going the wrong way. Sevilla's were in the net before the keeper could even move.

Never really understood the concept of a second team if I'm honest. If I'm a neutral watching games (especially foreign ones), I usually just want the team playing the better football or with the best kit to win tbh. Domestic clubs can be iffy and some of them get right on my tits so that's a non-starter. I suppose I always look out for Gateshead's results but that could become a second team starting next season, even if they don't get promoted. I don't feel any connection with anyone else in the way I do us.

Probably the coolest women ever.

This is a fucking suicidal approach from Ashley. Giving that fucking nugget carte blanche to sign a load of shit English cloggers will see us doomed.

He looks even sleazier than Pardew as well, which is only a plus in my book. Ashley, sign him up. Ashley, Ashley, sign him up.

They're lucky it's absolute dogshit down there tbh. Lucky we rolled over and gave them 6 points as well, of course but in a league with better quality around the mid-table, they'd have been dead and buried a long time ago. So would we probably.

Game of Thrones went well off the boil in Season 3 until the second last episode. Currently in Season 4, one thing has happened and all the good characters have abandoned it. They want to go off in their own direction for Season 5 because sticking to the books is slowing it down to the point of tedium.

You've got to get in the corners, man! You're leaving far too many dry spots and you're just inconveniencing yourself.

CT, your margarine/butter spreading abilities still leave a lot to be desired.