Ayatollah Hermione

He was bang average before two dodgy injuries, I can't see him coming back any better.

Top 4 team as the first game again You've got to laugh really. That December has the potential to blow the wheels right off.

The fact he has blamed the wind on us losing games at least twice.

Thanks for the picture of the beetroots.

Fuck me, god forbid you ever get an illness. "Nope, Doc, Mumsnet says this is just a rash, not leprosy. It'll clear in 4-6 days. What a quack"

Argentina, Belgium and whoever the bottom one is supposed to be. Jump in my car.

I really wish the Brazilian music of the 60s was as big as The Beatles so everyone would sound like this.

Does your lass know about your new nickname for her?

I'm at Beamish Hall for a wedding in a couple of month and this changes everything. If you want me, i'll be in there, rocking off my tits on powerful real ale.

Rub it on the grass til it's Al Green.

Tiote is a better midfielder but he's coloured.

I was once like that, brother but I don't miss it at all tbh. Discover proper omelettes filled with any veg you want and you'll never go back.

Aye, I've laid off bread, pasta, rice, cereal etc, been drinking a load of water and it's flying off. CT loves SPAGHETTI SANDWICHES too much though, I think.

CT, I wanted to see a picture of the sharing platter you wolfed down ffs.

Slightly different ends of the Civil rights spectrum there.

Twitter's always a good laugh when we're shit.

Jordi Gomez He'll score past us as well.

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can't believe that exchange with Ken went so far without someone calling him out on blatant xenophobia. If all foreigners had hearts like peas, England would win every International tournament. Complete bollocks, man.

It's great when Barton slips up and exposes himself as a secret Tory so really looking forward to it tbh.

It's funny because Shola has genuinely scored some of my favourite Toon goals ever but he's, if we're being honest, shite. But then he brings out performances where he's untouchable for 70 minutes. The man is a true enigma and they should build a statue of him so in 50 years, everyone else can struggle to tell their grandkids if he was shit or not.

Choosing Dummett over Haidara ffs. We're fucked.

What do I do next?

Luque went to Ajax after us? wtf were they thinking?

Fuck me, if that's what we're putting in here now. Recently, I've started doing that thing where you pull your trouser legs up slightly before you sit down. That and heroin.