Ayatollah Hermione

Probably Coloccini trying an overhead kick and breaking his back last season.

Know exactly what you mean. Not as bad as my mate telling me about going to Big Lukes (ffs) and getting a layer of spaghetti hoops on there and throwing everything else on top of them like a pasta bed.

50 clem, maybe.

Good song tbh. Good groove, nice little production touches, good hook.

You definitely didn't. They've categorically proved that fuck all lives in the loch. Were you pissed/tired/high/hungry at the time? I once thought I saw a ghost dog in my room but I hadn't slept for 45 hours.

What? You're 95% sure ghosts don't exist (they don't) but a giant sea monster living in a lake in Scotland could go either way for you?

"Aye, that was a boss shag that, wor kid"

It's very good. Reminds me a little bit of Voxtrot's early EPs if you ever listened to them.

As far as I'm concerned, this is only a pressing matter if you're in the business of acquiring interviews with football players.

Fish, how dare you buy your lass what she'd like.

For comedies: Party Down The Thick of It It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Burning Love Reno 911 Still Game Comedy Bang Bang

That's not snow. I'd have played on in that, wearing nowt but my crackers AND knocked the ball across the deck like I was playing on Wembley itself.

In that new Spiderman film, Andrew Garfield plays Peter Parker AND Spiderman. A true talent him like.

"These three leaders are about to find out that the most important "self" is the one you must reconcile with when faced with the dreadful atrocities you have committed on your fellow man!"

They were rehearsing for Power Pals, the brand new sitcom where 3 completely different world leaders are forced to share hotel rooms across Europe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqbBCPIUo84 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoKd98AslF4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhnFl3Y2FVI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoH6k6eIUS4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukCyt47eIkA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9uE46sMugw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXGlzNCuFIk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peTHlafxhwg

Get him told

It'd be canny funny if they knocked the American flag owa. IF IT'S THERE AT ALL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80TAVW3paBA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS3hmSH37zI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPyKAmKxOAw The of Montreal album in particular is a real return to form. Everything sounds gorgeous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIcjA5ykloI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V3hM-YDsOk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUk4SI9utxw

Didn't even realise they had a new one out. Did every fucker I like release albums this year?

My two most listened (at least, scrobbled) have been Reflektor and AM. I'm in the process of getting through everything I've missed and reacquainting myself with what I've heard but this has been an absolutely brilliant year for music.

Crystal Fairy and The Magical Cactus - Michael Cera and some lass improv their way through 90 minutes of passable comedy. I imagine if you're off your tits on salvia, it'd be a lot better.