Ayatollah Hermione

Ye kna what's shite? Sambuca. Ye kna what I buy at about half 1 in the morning that tips me over into being mortal? Sambuca. There should be a picture of my face in every bar in the town and they shouldn't sell it to me if I walk in.

The World's End - Really enjoyed it, strikes the right balance between comedy and genuine horror in the same way that Shaun of the Dead did, though on a much more ambitious scope. Pulls it off though. Pegg's outfit is hilarious, mind. It's exactly what the mid-30s kid heavily into grunge and shoegaze that gets in the pub near me wears.

What a ridiculous reference to have on hand btw. Aye, I've no idea why Ed Norton isn't every movie studio's first choice for every role. Even curmudgeonly mother-in-laws or black pirates.

Can't find it offhand but I'll zip them together and upload it somewhere for you.

Brian Dennehy just makes me think of the South Park movie. No, not fucking Brian Dennehy! As for this, Sam Rockwell is quality in absolutely everything he's been in (that I've seen)

That's what he's saying. Doesn't stop Alexander from being any less of a cunt.

Aye but everyone else is coming it at it knowing what Hitler was all about and his penchant for murdering millions of people for the most hateful reason imaginable. Making the trains run on time is scant consolation if they're dropping you off at a murder camp because you happen to not be a glorious white hero like me. I mean, him. I miss all the qualified Indian doctors but fuck me, the traffic congestion in and out of Amble has never been better.

ah aye, we used to meet some mates in there. Sound, we'll take it to the tweets.

Don't blame you, it'll be heaving. I'm going with my dad and will be about before and after if you fancy a pint, T-Dog.

I'm going if that helps swing it

Gemmill, do you get your robot hoover to say this to you every time you switch it on? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xbyJGM1iUY

I think you should like more profitable, enjoyable comedies that the whole family can enjoy and relate to like The Big Bang Theory. It's funny when the nerd says something nerdy.

Fox have announced they're putting it on hiatus so soz.

There's an episode of Hardcore History that compares Alexander the Great to Hitler and one of his points is that nobody living in Alexander's time or even in his immediate aftermath, thought he was a good man or that he had the right ideas. But, over time, his behaviour has been romanticised, in a sense, so it has had people cherry-picking the things that made him "great" and time has shone a favourable light on even the worst evil. The host suggests that, in 500 years or so time, when the world today has completely changed and this past 100 years just becomes another footnote in history, people could genuinely begin to revise Hitler's awful plans because they're so far removed from the context of the times and the afterglow of his evil. So, basically, CT, you've managed to speed up that process by 450 years because you refuse to spend a weekend watching The World At War.

Hope you get it sorted, CT. I don't think I'd cope if you didn't tell us.

Do you have the original White model? Mine is (somehow it's survived for 6 years) and it makes some mental noises. The others are a lot better for it.

Once I'm finished with them, I'll be happy, instead of sitting around bored after I've finished my dinner. My mate's the same. Even worse is that he's usually rat arsed after 6 pints of the piss water.

I usually just add a number onto my existing one in those situations.

I never get booze despite quite obviously being an alcoholic. I bet I'll get the usual boxes of Celebrations off aunties but I'd rather they just got me 6 cans of lager.

How many times have you washed your arse in the bath when there's been no toilet paper?

Aye but what hand do you use?

Love how ridiculously dad-rock that video is until Prince turns up.

I read my beautiful wife some of your posts and she had to go and live with her sister for 2 weeks until she got her head right.

I hope Toontastic becomes the official home of "your mam" jokes

I'm a master tea brewer so you could give me Aldi's finest and I'd whip you up a masterclass.