Ayatollah Hermione

I really am getting sick of your filth, Martin. I only asked for soup tips. Thanks everyone, I'll make a soup and ruddy well enjoy it.

CT, did you manage to train that parrot to answer back so you'd have an avenue for this shit?

Happy birthday, Meenzer. I hope Paul Sinha sends you a personalised greeting.

Yes, I'm sure that's why.

Aye, it's class and I was desperate to hate it because all the early 20s lasses I know would like to model their life off Deschanel's daft indie twee bollocks. She's the worst part of it like, shots of her in her knickers aside.

We're well into soup territory and my house is the headquarters of taste town. I fancy making one with a bit of kick since the Spicy Lentil one I had tonight was good but not quite strong enough. Just throwing some mexican mixed beans and some more chilli flakes is obivously the right route but what else should I lob in?

Is this a real post?

Denzel Curry - Nostalgic 64

Is that about secretly meeting men for sex?

Shit, I better get warmed up.

Our space colonies needs supple breeding stock from each race so that's white, black and other. They will populate our moon kitchens.

And I bet he'll live in Redcar like the rest of them and come to Stockton to kick wing mirrors off cars when he's pissed.

Lads, was there any explosions?

yes, he's lucky there wasn't any terminators in the near area who were capable of catching a speeding train and giving him a ticking off.

Seen nowt like that today. There was times where at least 5 Spurs players literally couldn't believe what they were seeing.

horrifying. All from a royal fabric threatening gay man as well. CT, I say you should take up a "Life Without The Internet" course

It was a fine pass with the outside of his foot. My point was that Hatem would have turned inside and twatted it with his right foot because his decision making has been absolutely turboshit this season. Too often the ball is just taken off his toe or he runs into corners for the benefit of absolutely nobody or balloons it 20 feet over the bar from 30 yards out. Some of it isn't helped by our statue-esque movement in front of him, I'll admit but he needs to learn that he's not this irreplaceable footballing hero. As Parky says, for me, if he's playing well, he's in every week but he hasn't played well since Villa away and other players have. Pardew has got him playing once before by dropping him and kicking him up the arse and obviously thinks it's going to work again so fair enough.

Ben Arfa wouldn't have give Anita the ball back for the second goal and that is a stone cold FACTAMUNDO

Just acquired the first 30 or so (that aren't available for free) if you want me to send you the link? He does one on popular history theories that revolve around aliens and it's absolutely class. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns5MgXjE4N8 Giant Bomb are still heroes. "Then step out with a handful of action"

I had 'winnits' but assumed it was wrong. Either way, he's an annoying shit that won't fly the coop.

what a whinnet

Not unlike your mum