Ayatollah Hermione

Lovely sound on that, Tom. You still using the Orange amp?

PS4 and Xbox One are coming but there'll still be another 12 months or so of new 360/PS3 games. Parky, the important question is "what one do you want to play the most when she goes to bed?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR5_rTCi-Bo About to catch up on 2013 stuff starting from Monday. I bloody well can't wait.

Do it twice and then add a minute of furious clapping.

A stained glass window of your favourite spreadsheets.

Amazing what happens when you seize the initiative and attack for a change.

Aye, I gave one of those 7 minute workouts a bash yesterday after seeing your post, CT and they are the devil's work. I kept laughing during the planks though because the picture is hilarious. Looks like that statue of the bloke lying on his elbow in the town.

How many of those have you just made up?

Invited to someone's house tonight for a drink. "Make sure you dress up or you're not getting in!" Think I'll stay at home, cheers very much.

They'll still go down. The entire second half, aside from the last 5 minutes, consisted of them launching balls forward to nobody. A decent side would have went on from the equaliser and won that.

Spot on. I don't know how it's possible to not be jaded as fuck with this club.

We got what we deserved which was fuck all. Nobody at that club gives one solitary shit about it and I'm finding it harder and harder to. We're incapable of turning up on big occasions, we just put our heads down and hope the damage isn't too bad.

Go there, sit down with your daughter and never break eye contact with her ex. Even if we score, don't celebrate, just sit, quietly, staring a hole right through him.

That photo is far funnier without the wanky meme font.

are you trying to say i can't satisfy my wife sexually?

I fancy him to score on Sunday. A cut back across the box from Debuchy, Sissoko runs on to it, edge of the box, side foot into the corner. I saw it in a dream but Martin Freeman scored the second one for us so I can't speak to it being a premonition.

I don't see Noel complaining about the rhyming dictionary he uses to write his lyrics.

A pain clinic is what I put on when I'm cage fighting.

This hinges on who gets the first goal IMO. They score and it might be the kick up the arse they need, we score and their heads will drop straight away.

It was Stevie. Really, who else?

Rayman Legends - Could well be the best platformer of the generation, Super Meat Boy's impeccable mechanics aside. Unless you have the reflexes of a cat like myself, the "race" levels will require some serious trial and error but that's what I demand of my platformers. Comes packaged with the best levels from Origins too so it's well worth it. Beyond 2 Souls - I still don't know if this is good or not. It sets out what it attempts to do but still has bizarrely awful walking controls and the structure of the story is muddled up at best. The rapid-fire QTE cut-scenes are maybe the best I've played but they're few and far between and the writing isn't good enough for me to forge some "emotional connection" with the characters. Obviously has a pointless scene or two where Ellen Page is in the shower because video games are awful and the more I think, the more I didn't like it.

"The pouffes provided were not comfortable enough for my powerful thighs so I used them for firewood. 2 stars"

Don't let them take away from how good we were today, lads. Those ten men were magnificent.

That's not fair; they also have to make those daft doodles for the home page.

Meenzer has got it saved as he's such a relentless bumder. He has all our Twitter profile pictures as a big collage on his wall. Everyone except Fish anyway.