Ayatollah Hermione

Not busy enjoying it with your own lot like?

CT, at least nobody can say you're not enthusiastic about eating.

Was in 1892 for the Norwich game and thought it was class tbh. You're at the level where your seats are perfect for viewing everything and you can get your overpriced lager cheaper at half time.

It's the money she's made from finally selling off all your daft one-time hobbies.

I am the new tastemaker round these parts and make no mistake.

I have poached eggs in the microwave like. Not had a poached egg on toast for ages now, come to think of it.

I remember telling him that when my hangovers finally kicked in (they truly have), that I'd try the wooly hat method and if it didn't work, I'd be back to give him what for. Tried it, did fuck all and I see he's conspicuous by his absence today.

"What's an abbey?" Actually, we were in Brighton once and I got myself a glass of water out of the tap and she told me that you're not supposed to drink the water down there

Of course he likes Eastenders. It was bad enough when he said he watched Casualty

I say things like "You should smile more when serving the soups" or "Maybe a brown belt would compliment that shirt" and they say things like "that's a good idea, buddy" and they tip me.

A Twitter account (@UEFACorruption) tweeted the CL Draw yesterday and apparently, they didn't just post every alternative and delete the incorrect ones. People have said they saw it yesterday and nothing has changed. If true, it's a pretty damning indictment. You could argue that everyone knows UEFA is full of crooked arseholes anyway but if this is legit, then it's pretty huge.

I can make up words too, Parky. A-blurby blooby boo boo

By April, he'll be putting transfer requests in like the last time he was dropped.

Just have a chair ready to sit down once it's blown your head off.

When Eddy Eats has that massive heart attack, you could step in.

Who was it that said AVB could be the manager of our generation?

I'll PM you my address so you can post my winning trophy out, Park-dog.

A joy when he's like this. Cabaye and Tiote on form means we're on form.

I do like Santon (more than most, it seems) but I think you should have a left footer down the left hand side. Santon pushed further forward may be best for him.

Aye. As long as Pardew is here, he'll always dip back into playing it long and Carroll can be a bit of a beast at that.

Thought we played very well there, the mistake for the goal aside and especially when Hatem came on. Remy scores that bizarre miss and we're all happy.

Happy birthday G man

Not slept yet after last night and I'm going to be drumming later on. I'm sure the match will put me to sleep.

I always get a chicken tikka masala because it always comes out first and I'm a right greedy bastard. Life is fleeting, why put up with your friends and their boring career stories when you could be guffing curry down your gullet ASAP?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY5iP58SpEs "or why you won't commission anything fresh" Too fucking right