Ayatollah Hermione

If this last five minutes is the best they can muster up, throw the kids on

Couldn’t live with myself. Bit like Van De Ven after this

In our half even. Fuck off

Van De Ven so fast that he plays the offside trap in his own half

Van De Ven is as quick as Usain Bolt but he was shit at football as well

Mind, wouldn’t it have been great to have this front three, Tonali in Longstaff’s role with Anderson getting more game time all season?

We’ve been brilliant here. Thought the ref had been fine until he randomly blew for non-fouls at the end there. If I’m being negative, we should be out of sight and these will get a rocket up their arse at half time. They also have the bench that we don’t

Nice to see our first choice back four playing for once

Off to Mexico in September for “Can You Eat and Drink Yourself to Death?” All inclusive so if anyone knows of any decent excursions/excursion providers around Riviera Maya, I’m all ears

Can’t wait for everyone to complain about a shit first XI but also complain when we don’t win

I am not going to get triggered by that. Started Shogun and it’s good but would be much improved if they got white lads to play the Japanese lads and do hilariously racist accents IMO

Maybe they can see a relaxing of the sponsorship rules on the horizon

To be fair, he also tried it on Isak who simply sidestepped him and it led to the penalty, making him look like a total dickhead in the process

Wolves is a rogue one. WHAT DOES IT KNOW?

Kafeneon is the only acceptable answer IMO. Always spot on

Much like 9/11, I’ll always remember where I was when the news broke that he got appointed manager

Peak Turkish football. Could only be more peak Turkey if they were all wearing snide tops during the game

Imagine Drury sitting at home, hunched over his laptop, actually scripting the shite he comes out with. Tragic. I bet his family hate him

Two or three years ago, I’d have killed for a season where we finish 6-8th and get to the quarters of both cups Not to mention scoring fucking boatloads of goals

Starting to think this Man United tactic is by design Just keep everything crossed and hope someone scores a screamer

Liverpool are spurning these chances that Man United are just handing them so it’s nailed on that little crater faced goblin up front for Man United is going to score an undeserved screamer

We owe them one after the battering they give us at their place. I’m hoping for a similar performance to Villa away and no more wounded

He covers a load of ground but he’s not really doing much to go with that effort. Last year, he was always winning second balls, getting stuck in and was popping up in the opposition box. That’s all sort of disappeared which definitely makes you suspect he’s playing injured

Drury, Carragher and Neville has to be an easy contender for worst commentary team of all time

Bilbao won so you’d better believe the BBC will be all over that as a vicarious victory