Ayatollah Hermione

I'm not sure when anyone's called you for simply going to the pub.

Think that's my favourite Geordie joke. Especially when you do it in Manchester with your mate and no fucker in the shop knows what you're laughing at.

As an aside, talking about match-going, I had plenty of disposable cash to go when we were shite. Things start looking up as soon as the purse strings tighten or else I'd have had a season ticket. Fucking typical.

When he doesn't play, they get the ball to the wide men and cross into the box. When he does play, they hoof it centrally toward him. Sums up Dalglish's Liverpool and it's mental that they don't know his strengths and how to play to them.

I prefer him being our little unsung hero under the radar. Though it does surprise me that, in columns by people who are usually very astute and knowledgeable about football, they have only really referred to him as a decent player and nothing more. Though the lack of research into actually watching our games before commenting doesn't surprise me.

This is fucking mint.

As an aside (and touching on DK's point), how frustrating was Best constantly being caught off btw? Check your line, man.

Class

Substitue 'fishing' for 'dogging' in that post and it all clicks.

I assume MOTD has moved to Salford so they don't have very far to go to blow smoke up Ferguson's arse? Bit further to travel to blow it up Scott Parker's though.

My great-grandfather fought to give the England football team captain the right to be racist, disrespectful and obnoxious to his fellow man.

Sammy literally could not be any different from his brother in how he plays. He ripped Coleman apart today. Guthrie was immense today for me. Pardew was animated on the touchline, geeing up the crowd in stoppage time and applauding us when we did so. World class goal from Taylor.

Just stop farting! hahahahaha, just a little gas joke there. can an admin move this to the start of the thread please thank you

Shola is the most stylish NUFC player ever. Ben Arfa looks like he's genuinely happy to be near him.

Horrible little bastard.

Kinnear done it when we played them at home in 08/09 IIRC.

I always thought Jackie Brown had an afro. That's that joke pissed up the wall

I mentioned him

Gemmill relinquishing his grasp on the title of "hardest Toontastic Poster" here like with this news. Glad it went alright and I'll give you SOME credit for only taking local anasthetic though. I suppose

Marveaux is never a right winger like. Give it two weeks, we'll all want Obertan rushed back

Is Cahill out for Everton as well? Or just Drenthe and Jackie Brown?

My mate saw him in Bijoux in town. Hatless, I repeat, hatless.

Canny servant to us IMO. His goals in the second half of the Championship season were vital to us coming up (as well as him playing right after his father's death) and he scored some canny goals last year for us. Don't think he's struggled in recent months through lack of effort, more lack of quality at this level. Decent two year period from him for a free transfer. Fair play.

This game is not going to be out for another year (at least), it's not going to be 100% yet and they'll tweak the engine in that time, I imagine. FWIW, I thought they looked fine; the mountain ranges looked pretty great.

Sting is one of mine. Just the bloke himself.