Ayatollah Hermione

Says a lot about the way our squad responds to off field antics that we reckon we could get something here. Strength in adversity and all that. Would take a boring draw but feel it won't be that simple.

I'm sure you've all been missing my guides on how to play this game the right way but I've been in Glasgow, some parts of which look a bit like Riften.

I'm only Level 14 because I spent 20 minutes doing the smithing cheat and then started sneaking into walls right where the enemies couldn't see me to get my sneak up.

Using your dragon shout to push people off the side of mountains is my favourite thing to do in this game. That poor horse didn't know what hit it but then karma struck when a snow troll came and chinned me and I fell off the side of a mountain. Snow Trolls are still the bane of my existence in this game. Bloke didn't rebuy his cheese. I demand Bethesda patch that in.

The mackems on Twitter were talking about how this result has put us back in our place. Center of their world.

Chamberlain probably shook Hitler's hand after they agreed on appeasement, look how that turned out.

Now that's what I call gaming! Let us know mate. Was all still there. Living in filth, this twat so I stole all his cheese to see if he buys anymore.

Not had any mental 12 hour sessions with this as I did with Oblivion. Don't know if it's age or interest level or what but I've done 14/15 hours so far but in little chunks. Just been ploughing through Dark Brotherhood anyway. Punched the bride in the back of the head with a sneak attack and killed her which was nice and a gentle reminder to the rest of Skyrim that when I put a boxing clinic on, nobody gets out alive. Ran around naked to see the reactions but so far, Skyrim loses out to Saint's Row 2 in the NPC reaction to streaking sadly. Went into a random house while the homeowner was asleep and moved everything I could in his bedroom into his living room and then I'm going to go back in a few days and see if he's shifted it all back.

Ben Arfa and Santon both know the crack; don't fuck with something that's working. Bleeding Ben Arfa in until he gets back to full fitness is the important thing. Would you have started him as soon as he was fit like?

You watch it to laugh?

Bouncing between Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood and Companions but I've now got Stormcloak stuff on my plate too. The scope of this game is crazy.

Starting the Thieves Guild where I have to burn some bees or some shit and have basically, yet again, been unable to avoid just killing everyone in sight. Quite how I was supposed to pickpocket the one bloke when he sits facing the door I come in from is beyond me

SHOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Drive was mint, I thought. Ryan Gosling is nails in it and the 2 main chase scenes are class.

Agree with Parky here. They're not unbeatable but I don't think we're the team who'll ruin their run yet.

Rooney was immense at Euro 2004. Looked like Sven kept him on a leash for 6 hours before each match and just sent him out there.

I'll always like China because of Li Tie (pronounced 'tea') and because calling him Li Tie and Two Sugars always makes me laugh.

Ok, becoming a Werewolf makes you NAILS. Pick a companion that isn't an Archer, run into a room full of radgies, become the werewolf and just have the two of you belt the shit out of everyone until they fall down. My one hand skill is fiying through the roof so I'm basically rock hard otherwise but the werewolf is a nice treat. A giant hit my other companion and she went flying across the map but I don't think she's the one that can die so she's probably unconscious in a river somewhere.

As long as players like Scott Parker are held up as the pinnacle for what young midfielders should aspire to in this country, we'll win fuck all for years.

QFT. Can't wait until Saturday

Took mine into a dungeon and she walked right into a trap for a kick off. Spent most of the time getting kicked to shit and then didn't even enter the boss room.

Oh man, the AI companions are absolutely useless unless you like your companions to stand there getting hit with arrows while not helping.

The Other Guys - enjoyable enough. This is another in the string of "Mark Wahlberg's performance as a cop that isn't as good as his performance as a cop in The Departed" films.

fucking hell, brilliant.

My tactic of just hitting everything until it falls down has been undone by Snow Trolls. I need to start smithing like if I'm going to be pumping points into One Handed, Block and my armour. How creepy is that kid's house who kickstarts the Dark Brotherhood btw, Inglez?