Ayatollah Hermione

nevertheless, Paul Lambert is a good manager, he's put his team together and they are playing for him. Def one to watch. What would he do at a club with more resources. Change the playing style ? The style they play, like Stoke etc, is limited but pays dividends with the right type of player, up to a point. Aye, thought they were tactically spot on tbf to them (I thought we were as well actually but the defence was always going to be our undoing). I've seen them get the ball down and actually play it as well this season so they have that in their locker too. I don't blame him for playing direct yesterday and focusing on set-pieces, it got them the points.

Not one to scapegoat like but fuck me, he's shit, bless him. Never seen a winger so scared to take his man on, in fact, I don't even think he's a winger. As said, Sammy looks a canny player every time he plays, a bit raw atm but the potential to improve is clearly there with a run of games. We could play Obertan every week until 2014 and I don't think he'd improve. The groans at the match don't help like. Still got to get behind the kid.

I get the sense that if Perch was at full-back, people would have complained about him playing there as well. The fury over this game is ridiculous; CB depth is a weakness, we all know it, so why be surprised and angry when a team full of big tall bastards up front exploits it? We're not the best team in the world but up until now, have performed well building on strong defensive foundations. When the foundations go, we'll struggle, it's not the end of the world. If even Williamson was on the pitch yesterday, we'd have been a lot more comfortable IMO, just needed some sort of aerial presence.

Funny how these mediocre players have us 7th like.

You're an idiot. Look at the league position and be quiet. He played a full back at CB because we have no fit centre backs.

Kadar is definitely a lot shitter than we give him credit for. Obviously.

Gosling will start. He's clearly above Smith in the pecking order. Also, the pub I usually go to gets them all on foreign Sky broadcasts so I hope they can find a dodgy Greek version of it on their satellite.

I kna what you're getting at though

My new one worked? It was in a Christmas shoot so it counts.

I was once Santa in a Xmas play at primary school. Needless to say, this carry on didn't happen because all eyes were on my captivating performance as they waited, on the edge of their small plastic seats, to see if Christmas, would indeed, be saved.

If they were given the cane at school, this would have never have happened.

Gosling or Abeid, I imagine, in CM. Perch and Simpson at CB (if Colo doesn't make it) and Santon at RB.

I'd have paid 20 quid for some sexy photos of me developed for you. You'd be powerless to resist.

What did she get you?

Shola's Hat Stand

Happiness. Probably the funniest film ever.

Naked, with all the windows open. A feast for all the senses.

A nice tupperware container full of your own shit.

Wait a minute, he's not the wallet inspector...

A NOT-SO-NICE HAT

Willy Lover 458

The chair ain't gonna improve your skills, son ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what

Excellent supplement to Gemmill's point there.

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt