Ayatollah Hermione

These additional minutes are taking the piss now, man. No coincidence that injury numbers are rocketing up all over the league, they’re basically playing 100 minute games twice a week

just in general

That’s a fucking ridiculous challenge What a fucking idiot. Even before he pulls his foot out, it’s massively dangerous

Aye, Turkey is a fraudster of a meat. Dried nonsense that needs an orange up it’s arse to have any sort of personality. Chinese food is definitely the worst takeaway. A load of Aldi cooked chicken in a Maysan sauce. Bag of shite

Mushrooms are class, man. If I was veggie, I’d have them all the time. Lush in pastas, stuffed mushrooms are spot on, wild mushroom risottos, the list goes on. Fruit is mush. Real men take vitamins to gain their nutrients without the faff of eating that watery shite

Most fruit is shite, that’s right I said it!

Trippier probably needed a rest but it all went flat when he went off sadly. Howe was in an impossible position really and we were a fucking disgraceful decision in Paris away from doing it. Knack Fulham on Saturday and get it back

Honestly think I might cry if PSG win after this performance from us

Some proper shan Shoezone trainers being posted here

The current Sky setup is atrocious IMO. The main four (Carragher, Neville, Keane, Richards) have a clear instruction to be as ridiculous as possible to get YouTube/TikTok views. No chance Roy Keane can actually think half of the things he thinks

Aye, go and look at the cast list for any blockbuster about 10 years ago White lads doing everything short of blacking up

More of it in England, I say

Sick fucking bastards

Basically a Man City bankrolled feeder team, aren’t they? Good story like but I’m afraid it’s a “fuck them” from me. Even if I can’t stand Real Madrid

This rudderless, bickering ship needs some leadership

I do wonder what the wriggle room for spending in January is. I get the sense that Howe and Ashworth won’t panic too much as players will return but I think a Tonali replacement has to be a priority regardless so I wonder if we’ll jump on a few players earmarked for the summer and accelerate them. I wouldn’t be against a couple of established Premier League players coming in who can do a job tbqpfh.

No time for nonsense, I’ll handle this

Wahey. At least Wilson has looked sharp. Bodes well for him starting on Wednesday

Why are keepers tackling with their feet in the box WHEN THEY CAN USE THEIR FUCKING HANDS

Trippier on his knees, pleading for rest, at this point

There’ll be another injury here btw. It’s been that kind of run

Dubravka on spice

If Howe can trust the likes of Dummett and Krafth at Old Trafford and against Man City in the cup, they can play one game in the league

Krafth is there. Aye, you lose Trippier’s attacking output but he’s too fucked to even provide it atm so put the fucking Swedish international in

Trippier has been responsible for every goal we’ve conceded this week. Take the poor cunt off, man