Ayatollah Hermione

Trippier is fucked here, like. We’re running him into the ground

Let them come forward and spring the counter on them with their hilarious high line, I say. Schar pinging balls over to Gordon, rinse and repeat

Fucking snap your hand off for a point. Just need to get through the rest of this month unscathed

Not even trying to hide it now

Would have been some sore heads this morning after MacGowan’s funeral, you fucker. Some sore arms as well if Depp had his way

Lovely bit of Peruvian deep house for a Saturday morning

Delete the GIF feature, I say

Thought they were dead against club funded flag displays? Anyway, that’s good as this lot will not be able to help themselves when it comes to not putting something racist on so there’s some pelters in the post for them

Mind, Hall must be well off it if he’s not being trusted for stints here and there. Especially considering he can cover midfield and down the left flank

Though I’m not buying that European football wasn’t going to happen before a ball was kicked like, Renton. What will cost us European football is a frankly ridiculous injury list which, in turn, is tanking our away form. If we can stay in touching distance through this month, we could easily make a tilt when everyone is back

I’m not really buying fatigue here like. I’m sure it’s a factor but we’ve been out fought for the most part and our away form is as bad as our home form is good

Luton have a right to hate us, Trippier has just relegated them

Another ref who is just making it up as they go along

Can you reply to Alex please

Eddie Howe, one of us. Never listening but trying his best to salvage it anyway

We won’t be fielding a weakened team like Barnes, Longstaff, Wilson, Botman and Anderson will be back at a minimum, it’ll be full strength as it’s a week until our next game

Mackem at work (TM) is asking us if we want his ticket in the home end for this as “we’re going to get fucking murdered” So, in the real world outside of RTG, I’m not sure they’re looking forward to it

Graphically, it looks like a massive leap, as you’d hope. The nerds will have the entire map figured out from that trailer btw. They did it with 5 and it was ridiculously accurate

Will be a shame if the players still had a lot of faith and respect for Mowbray and didn’t respond to their new gaffer at all. A real shame

Of course they’ve sacked him Like clockwork

De Gea would be a proper Chelsea transfer and we’re better than that now

Until they sack him a week before we play them anyway

Getting the excuses in early

I love how, for the last 18 months, we’ve been shite, overrated, helped by the refs but as soon as they have to play us, they’re shitting themselves