Ayatollah Hermione

We have all these games in December anyway Every fucker bar Tonali is back by the middle of January

That’s got the stink of UEFA nonsense all over it

His graft back over is going to be more important here. Hall and Dummett can come on for our midfield and we can go 7 across the back

Quality that but you have to hope Miggy is alright. He’s been class here

Ugarte booked after his 18th foul

Very harsh to not let us have a kick yet

There was a “Luton fan in peace” that popped up a couple of weeks ago to conveniently talk about how the Premier League isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and their post ended with some praise of Sunderland and how they’d easily beat Birmingham if “you play your football” Quite why a Luton fan would know who Sunderland have next up is beyond me but obviously, they all queued up to lap it up

This win takes Man United’s goal difference up to 0

Really do hope that Man United’s mental luck won’t extend into next week. We’re no longer a team that allows shit like that to happen but there’s always a worry

Phenomenal performance in the circumstances. And Joelinton’s five-a-side finish was fucking hilarious. 6 yards out and he fucking brayed it. Great stuff

We’ve been much the better side here but that one lapse from Lascelles and quality from Sterling has them level. Reckon the only worry is that these have options off the bench and we do not

I’d be amazed if we join the crowd of idiots who have overpaid for him. I imagine our next keeper will come from a European league

Looks like a pair of his old pyjamas hanging from a curtain rail. A dangerous, dangerous man

Aye, aided by their Tory press propaganda machine

Get at least two in on loan just to take the piss, I say. I can’t decide who would be the funniest. Benzema on a 6 month loan?

Not a fucking chance I’d buy a sofa off a bloke who looked like that tbh

Aye, we ended up getting some food in the Strip Joint and stayed for the duration. Good tunes, good food and early 90s wrestling on the telly. QOTSA were something else, mind. Their last two albums may have been middling but as a live band, they’re at their peak of their powers

No autographs on the train, please

I’m heading to the Glasgow Hydro tomorrow for the very same. Welcoming suggestions for a good breakfast, a good dinner and a good pint anywhere around there since we’re staying on the river

Who had “Andre 3000 Jazz Flute Album” in the Simulation Evidence sweepstake?

Gallagher giving Malta a chance in the first minute He’s fucking tragic

Burnley being below a team that’s just been docked 10 points after 12 league games is an embarrassment. Just relegate them now. Also, hope this means we can get Branthwaite on the cheap

Surging to the buffet, more like

I did think that it was ten times harder to find a decent fare now, come to think of it

What in the fuck are you lot on about here?