Ayatollah Hermione

Shite doesn't even begin to cover it tbh. Kevin's got more ideas than us.

Speaking of which, I've got this poster on my wall. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3213/303871...pg?v=1226966487

Hughton for England, at least he'd know how to play Carroll.

Heard Girl Talk's new 'un, Happy?

I didn't think Eamonn Holmes' wedding was worth that much of a celebration.

I play video games, balls to you. Though I've never been so annoyed at a football game that I've given up on an entire hobby like. You can save the thesaurus-fuelled rant of a reply as well.

Aye, it's everything an F1 game should be tbh. Monte Carlo in the wet is a humbling experience like since taking that chicane is a bastard at the best of times.

It'll be a bastard of a cliffhanger.

I think Hughton was thinking that a player like Guthrie is more like Barton in terms of getting deliveries in from the wide areas, rather than beating his man. I can see why he'd opt for that but he hasn't got the discipline to stay out wide and was basically playing as a central midfielder for most of the last game. Routledge would give the side a better balance when Barton's out IMO.

Inconsistency. I'll hate it all season. Or will I?

Never have I been so glad that a pub has had the telly on mute.

Well, that's certainly a squad.

Nah, Tiote is fine; Sky fucked up the count. I made a similar mistake.

SHIT

Swans - My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to The Sky Typhoon - Hunger and Thirst Dinosaur Feathers - Fantasy Memorial Kno - Death is Silent That Kno album is one of the best hip-hop albums I've heard in years. Sounds quite bleak which is always a treat.

The idea of him getting £1 million and having to have £2 million by the end of the year was actually genius. Buying property in Bulgaria and 5000 scratchcards

I'd go at her like a SWAT team kicking a crack house door in.

I thought nb was being humourous with the Polish thing, i.e. an even more obscure group. And they were canny good, aye. I did forget the Whoops. My love for the owld 60s psych overpowers me sometimes.

The original Nirvana were immense. I have Simon Simopath on my iPod and I have no shame about it. And they were English, not Polish.

No Tiote means no points IMO.

Well, I'm sorry, Dr. Funbags.

Packed into Manor Quay in Sunderland to see the Arctic Monkeys right on the cusp of them blowing up and there was far more people in there than was healthy. Class gig though.

More like COD: Brown Plops, right?

Just havent seen anything that makes me think wow, englands no 1. Doesnt even begin to excite me as some of the players I have watched down the years. Im not trying to be awkward or contrary (Alex ) I just honestly dont see it yet and think he's got a long way to go to prove himself as a premiership striker never mind englands no 1. With regard to what he has to do for me..... Score lots of goals from all sorts of positions , ie the types of goals as yet I havent seen him scoring. I would also like to start getting that wow feeling I get when the likes of Tiote or Barton have the ball. I havent seen anything yet that make him stand out as more towards the Shearer end of the scale than the Carew end of the scale. Fair enough and I agree, this could turn out to be a purple patch in the long term career but I'm of the opinion you should strike when the iron is hot when it comes to international selections. Even if he doesn't recapture the form in future, you'll have utilised it when it was here.