Ayatollah Hermione

Got my weekend ticket. From those announced, I'll probably give Eagles of Death Metal a watch and then stay on the main stage from Maximo Park onwards on the Friday. I like the Arctics, hate me. Plus, their new stuff is pretty heavy. I'll watch from Vampire Weekend onwards on the Saturday and Radiohead should be suitably epic and I'll try and catch The Gaslight Anthem. Sunday doesn't do much for me so I'll either be recovering from heavy drinking in a tent somewhere or seeing the other stages. Holding out for some heavier stuff on the other stages though. I expected nothing but bland indie stuff on the NME Stage but the Dance and unknowns stage should hopefully have some good stuff. Holding out hope for Silversun Pickups since their albums are outstanding. A pipe dream to hope for Wolf Parade but holding out some hope.

You sure do know the way to a man's heart.

You know, the idea of getting us relegated so he can flog all our better players, recoup most of what has been spent and pay off the debt is rather genius in its own stupid way. I mean, for us, it's horrible and we'll probably not see the Premier League for a good 5 years but he'll be laughing.

that winds me up like. "Slide" We hadn't won in 6 before the West Brom game when he took ill....and we've won one in six since. The recent six were a lot tougher games too. Take out a ninetieth minute winner against Spurs and Kinnear could claim just one win in the last 13 games he was in charge FFS. Don't bother rushing you fat bastard. But, we should be grateful for what Kinnear has done! He's steadied the ship!

Hopefully this will stop people harking about starting him in central midfield of all places.

Agree with that. Not that any manager worth his salt would want to work for us but the system in place would prevent it from happening anyway. They'd probably see the "scouting team", realise that they're buying all the players and leg it. I'd imagine we could get a foreign manager in that could work in the system but how desireable would we be in the Championship? It's a depressing cycle.

Probably the only one who took it seriously.

My 360 would break when I go to buy it

Who knew bereaving mothers could have such pitch-perfect gallows humour?

Only thing that made me laugh was the Woolworths stuff. And the Joy Division thing was quite funny in its absurdity. Vast majority of it done nowt to convince me that he's actually funny.

So, why's this glakey twat sticking the boot in now?

Bollocks to this, does he have a crepe shop or not?

Unless he comes with boots that turn him into Christ, no.

I think it does ! it falls to the ground in front of him at the very end. Fuck me, it does! I thought that was the hammer part of the sledgehammer. That's getting saved to the computer.

The only way that could be funnier is if his hat flew off as well.

So, that bloke's dead, right? What a way to go

Your mum, for one.

Marlon Harewood. I don't know why though.

Being good at it's the hard part. Pretty much. You can write and write and write and improve but if you're not any good to start with, it'll never be published. I'd say just get it down on paper and then, maybe someone else here can help you with the specifics. Even if it doesn't get anywhere, you'll have fulfilled an ambition of writing it.

bates will probably kill us, already damaged us, we hate him. but least we got our history Which pales in comparison with the real Lilywhites. I'm all up for you giving these lads a bit of a pasting but to be fair your efforts so far have been just short of embarrassing.

In between endless fucking nattering.

You'd have to be careful with which ones you picked mind Gemmill and Ant IMO. Then have Stevie doing the half-time team talks. We'd shit the lot of it.

He wants to pack it in. Managing this club isn't advisable for a healthy man, never mind one that's just had trouble with his heart.

You could have taken a few posters off here, whacked them in the dugout for this season and we'd have more points.

My connection has a tendency to cut out whenever I use it. Probably my internet rather than the program like.