Ayatollah Hermione

Danny B

With a load of season ticket problems. Try harder etc etc.

Remember when we thought away trips to Man United and Arsenal in the first month of the season was a good thing? At the minute, I'm scared to travel to Stoke the way we're playing. The only saving grace here is that the implosion has happened early on this time around. Still the whole season for someone to turn things around.

Charles Chaplin is the moniker he goes under when he's in films that honestly question and explore the profound human issues; hopes, fears, dissapointments, dreams, belief; issues that everyone of our epoch fundamentally shares.

Not even inconsistent, just plain shite iyam. He's never looked like anything approaching 'good'. That's before mentioning his lap of honour, applauding the fans, brown-nosing antics.

I'd take Terry Fucking Pratchett at this point tbh.

It's what mine was if that's any consolation?

I wouldn't mind a PM please. But I've got a feeling I've heard the same rumour like.

The Wire. Got the first season as a birthday present without ever seeing it. Best birthday present I could have asked for tbh.

And where are the goals going to come from if we sell Owen like? Tottenham have "quality" midfielders and they're banging them in, aren't they?

I'd laugh if it wasn't so tragic.

Gravy and chips from the Hong Kong on the Fell are well worth a purchase. A mountain of chips for £1.60. Still prefer good old chippy chips though.

Nirvana's best stuff from the 80s? You mean the one album? Unplugged is the best thing they ever did anyway and the only thing that doesn't sound dated now.

The name of this topic should be Talking Heads.

How racist is that original picture btw?

SNES! It had Punch-Out for Christ's sake!

On the other hand, there's no better satisfaction in life than shutting up a 13-year old online by walloping him on FIFA/Call of Duty/GTA. Which I do all the time obviously.

Thank Christ. Maybe they took a look at our squad and took a bit of pity on us.

Right, I've gotten myself a lovely new iPod and am looking to subscribe to these podcast dealies for some long bus journeys. I'm already subscribed to the Football Manager one because I'm a massive geek like that but I'm looking for some other ones. Any music, comedy or gaming ones would be nice and searching through iTunes is much too daunting at this point. Cheers in advance.

This is so smooth and the players actually respond like humans rather than sacks of mashed potato. Freekicks are better as well. Can't wait to see how overrated Alan Smith is on this one.

Finally, a WUM with some subtlety.

Ketsbaia's influence obviously paying dividends, I see. Imagine if they get a point at Bremen tonight? Ketsbaia for the toon, obviously.

Christ, the WUMs just aren't imaginative anymore since this all started. Another casualty of Ashley's regime.

You're never old enough to buy a pint, man

XISCO!!! Just as I was putting The Cure on.