Ayatollah Hermione

What's Kilroy doing here?

Nice one. Cheers.

On a side note, what day is it on FX? I've seen all the first and most of the second seasons so if they're all being repeated, I may as well watch on there.

Are we still good at curling? We should all hop on that bandwagon.

I always dance like nobody is watching. Partly because there's never anyone in the bloody house.

All this number of the beast malarkey is blatantly stolen from Iron Maiden.

I read that as "my knackers are looking a bit discoloured to me lately"

I'd rather he played in one.

With foreword from Joey Barton?

Same with Pele's.

wor lad ate mine last night with my blessing .... That's all well and good but what about your Wispa?

He's decent enough but I wouldn't call him quality. Now, Cacapa looks quality.

What a hound. Especially that nose. Right turn-off.

I've got Pattison, Ramage, Huntington, a quarter of the badge and Carr. How shit. It's the equivalent of buying footy stickers as a kid and getting all Coventry players.

I've had 3 so far. I never thought I'd enjoy a chocolate bar so much. Can't believe they're making me pay 48p for them though. Still, it's worth it.

At least it's Kid Rock and not Limp Bizkit that he likes.

So clueless. Easy to say now that Owen's goal won us the match. But whose cross was it? Martins's. tbh I also couldn't see Martins muffing those clear chances that Owen did. Owen doesn't play for this club. He makes cameo appearances. I have to put my trust in workhorse Martins. If any of my workhorses were like Martins, I'd put them down tbh. Anyone that would rather start Martins over Owen needs their head examined.

I thought he was a winger? I've seen nothing of him like but I always thought he played out on the left.

Nowt until the last week of August.

He had an Arrested Development DVD so he's the instant winner.

sum1 ??????? Ahh you mean SOMEONE. I fucking hate text speak. typing by mongs tbh omfg1!!1 total LOLZ!!11one11!!! i htZ thT 2 stfu n00b

I'd take Collocini just for his hair. We've been lacking a crazy 'do since Pattison shaved all his wool off.

Tuesday on E4. And I can't say you missed much.

When he does something somewhat successful in his job, I'll listen. He just sounds like a prat trying to rekindle an old argument to appease the mackems who are still "OMG SHEARER BOO"