Ayatollah Hermione

That Isak touch has summed it up. When we have had the ball, it’s been very poor. Lot of nerves

Gordon is struggling like fuck going backwards here

Been a while since a manager at a big club has rode his luck quite like Ten Hag, like. They look completely clueless here and he’s persisting with Rashford through the middle where he’s shite

Still a hell of a Man City side like

This Karen Carney chancer is reaching Jenas levels of ubiquitous shite talking. She’s fucking everywhere, can only assume it’s the same agent

Class. Start slow before hitting the brandy would be my advice

This is all together too polished from the boardroom/PR side with hardly anything of note on the coaching/playing side. I can scarcely believe that they’re actually trying to convince people that these are the real sponsorship meetings that we’re privy to. Mandy’s enthusiasm seems very genuine but everything else can get in the bin. Howe being so protective of his methods and, in general, being very walled up has made this a pretty dull PR exercise with generic editing and a shoehorned narrative

So we’re saying that this Endo chap’s first game in England could be away at SJP against Bruno, Joelinton and Tonali, aye? Lovely

Sheffield United are very poor. I’ll be gutted if we don’t completely blow them off the park. Forest have a very good front three though. If they can keep it together all season, they’ll worry plenty of sides

Bring him on in the sixth game when we’re already qualified

We’ve lost the last 14 league games down there ffs That has to break eventually

Saw that he completed his UEFA A coaching course the other day so I imagine he’ll be training the academy keepers in due course

To be fair, I used to constantly say total shite about NUFC and football in general to a mackem I used to work with because he always used to bite and take it seriously. So, there could be more like me

Me and my lass go in before games sometimes and it’s canny. Not as good as it used to be pre-pandemic but you can say that about 95% of pubs, I’d say. Some of the bar staff take “leisurely” to new heights though. They wouldn’t hurry if the place was on fire

His lass is always out and about, like. Seemingly oblivious to the fact that Newcastle simply does not produce women that look like her

He’s got a few more albums and they’re all along the same lines, mate. Fucking quality summer music

Not to get too carried away but if we’re doing that to Villa, imagine what we’ll do to the shite. Also, it’s been a long time since I felt the absolute confidence in something that I did as soon as Barnes got played in for the fifth. You just knew he was going to score

“With this second incident, it’s becoming a bad night for Burnley. First the pitch invader, now a red card” You worry that some people look at getting twatted by Man City 3-0 as a good result.

Man City picking up where they left off; boring me half to death

Lee Ryder making about 4 different facial expressions while he knew the camera was on him was my highlight. Those casting agents will be ringing noon and night

The new Rose City Band album has some of my favourite guitar playing of the year with an impeccable summer sound. Guitar playing in the vein of the Allman Brothers with a top class clean sound. No hiding mistakes with gain here

It would be very funny if Ashley had given CL bonuses to the likes of Dummett and Hayden on their old contracts but Isak, Bruno etc. didn’t get one

Well, that’s filled me with even more joy. Fired off a quick email to a couple, including Sintons but talk about a needle in a haystack. Just got to cross everything that we don’t get given a total knackerjack. Cheers, boys. I think

Anyone used any good conveyancing solicitors in recent times? We’re in need of one and honestly don’t know where to start looking tbh. First time buyers if that’s any help.

Glad I’m not the only one who has never seen it with Raya. He had a fucking NIGHTMARE up here last season