Ayatollah Hermione

Imagine if this military macho man strides into the Kremlin with Putin’s head on a spike and announces Corbyn as the new Russian general. Big Jez doing the chicken dance over the corpses of the previous regime. Communism born again

Big fan of how Diego comes into this thread and basically says “this lad we want to sign is fucking class” and then fucks off. The kid has made me more positive about all of our signings more than anyone else, what a man

They’ve got live streams of 5 (?) of the stages but not the acoustic or Avalon tents. You’d think they’d all be up after the fact but knowing their usual coverage though, they’ll only upload half of the sets they live streamed

Should have just thrown the money at Harry Styles to bring the average age down by 40 years. Fred Again was decent yesterday if you find it on the iPlayer btw

If we’re wanting anyone from Fulham, it’ll be Tosin as a CB option IMO

The line-up is pretty grim this year, like. Some canny enough stuff dotted around but it really does feel like they haven’t got a clue who to get or are willing to pay to fly over, from rock/indie/punk circles these days. You’d think they’d at least try and represent grime and drill artists too unless that ship has sailed. Especially the headliners, that’s a rapidly dwindling pool when you consider it’s Guns N Roses and Elton John who are both finished and an Arctic Monkeys who haven’t wrote anything suitable for a festival in about 10 years but that’s what everyone wants to hear so you end up with them going through the motions of a greatest hits set. And you know it’ll be the fucking Foo Fighters next year

Aye, wheeling his daughter and her generic voice out to try and steal her a living. New drummer is good at least

Watching Glastonbury and I see that Dave Grohl is desperately trying to get his daughter into stardom again

Gordon looked good in a more central role last night. Made some good runs across the six yard box and linked up nicely. Will be another option for us to explore next season

Odds on Ryder using “TOONALI SIGNS!” for his headline?

Fair to say that Joelinton-Bruno-Tonali is one of the strongest midfield threes in the league?

As Super Mario would say “Let’s a-go!”

The Italian journos seem to be shouting loud about Tonali and I don’t know if that’s good or not

Aye, it’s a genuine worry that his current plan is to head to Germany next summer with Henderson next to Bellingham and Rice when the likes of Foden or Eze could have benefited from the time in that role. The Liverpool right back gets a total luxury role in central midfield though

“Patto” Tbf, third choice keeper sympathy cap could be the one he could get

Still not sure Oh_Yeah really grasps the point of this thread. Whitby. Sensational effort from a lot of the women there. Even the sun dresses were tremendous

Whitby today and it’s about 20 odd degrees. The perv goggles are cleaned and I’m ready to go

Jordan Henderson continually wasting passes against Malta these days Ward-Prowse and even Mount must feel hard done by watching him atm

I vividly remember being at the Feyenoord home game in 02/03 and there being a lot of empty seats because it was considered expensive at the time. I don’t expect it this season but as the novelty wears off, you’re looking at City-type crowds for random home games against Young Boys. It’s sadly inevitable

They’re even whinging that they “can’t get to every game” I didn’t think that was a requirement? I think we’re going to see people who have latched on during Ashley because he was giving tickets away getting a bit of a shock since these prices are pretty much standard for other teams. Not excusing it but it’s the sad reality now that football is packaged as a “luxury product” and you show up and get entertained in a unique atmosphere. As much as I’d love the club to keep ticket prices low, we have to remember that this lot are still capitalists and they need to see infinite growth, fuck everything else.

TBF, if teams are going to come at us in the Champions League, he could be very useful in that space

My relationship with drinking is firmly in the “if I have a big session on the horizon, I’m fully worried about the morning after” category which is probably a sign I should limit those. I have anyway like. Considering how I drank 5/6 years ago, it’s nowt like that. Meeting my lass seemed to help so Tom have you considered that and stripping what remains of the fun out of your life? Good luck with it, brother. It can’t be easy when 95% of social events revolve around having a few pints, especially where men are involved

Ashworth is not fucking about

We should bid £25 million for Kane if that’s how Levy is operating

Its incredible how these journos haven’t figured out that they’re just useful idiots yet.